While the antichrist power is the papacy (See here), in a way the papacy does work behind the scenes and has done so for 1500 years. The Bible certainly identifies the papacy as antichrist and has been outed as such since basically the 1300s, but much of the world is kept in the dark about it.
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Entry: The AntiChrist, The Beast, and Bryce Mitchell’s Galactic Revelation
In the unfashionable backwaters of the Milky Way galaxy, on a small blue planet whose inhabitants still argue over whether the Pope is the AntiChrist or merely the regional manager of spiritual bureaucracy, a curious event has occurred. Bryce Mitchell, a professional pugilist from the Terran subculture known as “Arkansas,” has declared that Donald Trump is, in fact, the AntiChrist.
This has caused considerable confusion among theologians, conspiracy theorists, and Vogon poetry enthusiasts alike.
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According to Earth’s Book of Revelations (a text often mistaken for a heavy metal album), the Beast has seven heads and ten horns. This has led some to speculate that it is either:
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Entry: The AntiChrist, The Beast, and Bryce Mitchell’s Galactic Revelation
In the unfashionable backwaters of the Milky Way galaxy, on a small blue planet whose inhabitants still argue over whether the Pope is the AntiChrist or merely the regional manager of spiritual bureaucracy, a curious event has occurred. Bryce Mitchell, a professional pugilist from the Terran subculture known as “Arkansas,” has declared that Donald Trump is, in fact, the AntiChrist.
This has caused considerable confusion among theologians, conspiracy theorists, and Vogon poetry enthusiasts alike.
The Beast (Not to be confused with the Ford F-150)
According to Earth’s Book of Revelations (a text often mistaken for a heavy metal album), the Beast has seven heads and ten horns. This has led some to speculate that it is either:
- A poorly designed UFC octagon mascot
- The executive board of a multinational fast-food chain
- Or the comment section of any political thread on X (formerly Twitter)
The AntiChrist (Now with 30% more populism!)
The AntiChrist, according to Earth lore, is a charismatic figure who deceives the masses, wages war on truth, and possibly owns a golf course. Bryce Mitchell’s revelation that Trump fits this role has caused a theological singularity in the minds of those who previously believed the AntiChrist was:
- The Pope
- The UN
- The guy who invented oat milk
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Calling the papacy "the antichrist" is a bit of misnomer. The word "antichrist" is never used in Revelation but rather in John's epistles.
| Reference | Quotation (KJV) | Context |
|---|---|---|
| 1 John 2:18 | “Little children, it is the last time: and as ye have heard that antichrist shall come, even now are there many antichrists; whereby we know that it is the last time.” | John says there will be a final “antichrist,” but also that many antichrists already exist. |
| 1 John 2:22 | “Who is a liar but he that denieth that Jesus is the Christ? He is antichrist, that denieth the Father and the Son.” | Defines “antichrist” as one who denies the identity of Jesus as the Messiah and the unity of the Father and Son. |
| 1 John 4:3 | “And every spirit that confesseth not that Jesus Christ is come in the flesh is not of God: and this is that spirit of antichrist, whereof ye have heard that it should come; and even now already is it in the world.” | Introduces the idea of the “spirit of antichrist” — a spiritual or ideological opposition, not just one person. |
| 2 John 1:7 | “For many deceivers are entered into the world, who confess not that Jesus Christ is come in the flesh. This is a deceiver and an antichrist.” | Again plural: “many deceivers.” Emphasizes denial of the incarnation as the mark of antichrist. |
The papacy fits the description of the sea beast as it comes from many waters and the United States fits the definition of the lamb like beast that came up from the earth. (You do cover this in your thread at post #22). The second beast is the one that makes everyone get the mark of the beast. (Revelation 13:11-18).
The antichrist power works through both beasts! Could Donald Trump be the president that leads the United States into compelling the whole world to take the mark of the beast? I would not have said that with Trump 45, but it's very possible with Trump 47. He's already pre positioning U.S. troops in and around major American cities. He's done a purge of high ranking military officials in the name of "fighting DEI." He's starting an unprovoked major war in the Western Hemisphere. The troops were being put in place before the "snapocalypse" shutdown materialized. He told U.S. generals that U.S. cities could be a military training ground. Even Rand Paul and Tim Pool can see what's going on. Donald Trump is NOT a Christian. I can say that with confidence because he once was asked if he ever asked God for forgiveness. Instead of a simple "Of course! Many times" that any real Christian would to, he talked about how great of a Christian he was and that Norman Vincent Peele of the "Power of positive thinking" was his pastor. That is replacing salvation by grace with salvation by works. That is the "spirit of antichrist" that John wrote about in his letters. He was asked the question again and he replied "I don't bring God into that picture" and "I try to do better." So Trump is an antichrist, someone seen as a Christian but denying a saving relationship with Christ and instead realing on his own works. To be honest, I didn't post this thread as a conclusion, but rather as an interesting anecdote about what someone else was saying. But yeah, Trump is an antichrist. How about JD Vance? He seems to embody the ecumenical movement. He was raised Protestant, became atheist, married a Hindu, then became a Catholic. He's been attacked from the right for his marriage to a Hindu and attacked from the left for saying, while he loves his wife, for saying he wants her to convert to Christianity. I honestly can't condemn that as this sort of fits Paul's advice to Christian converts who were married a non Christian before converting. And JD Vance married Ushu during his "non Christian" period that seems to apply to him. But the fact that he can bridge every major religion with the possible exception of Islam is concerning.
You aren't wrong. It's easy to throw the term around. Although I think most people are referring to 2 Thessalonians 2:3–4, Rev 13 sea beast, and Daniel, when referring to antichrist, which is where my responses focus.
It's also important to emphasize the USA's role, as you are doing, and as mentioned in my series of posts., since many people see what is happening and tying it to antichrist and mark of the beast. So I shouldn't just say "antichrist is papacy"... While biblically true regarding man of sin, sea beast, and little horn power, it's too narrow regarding antichrist in general.
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