The campaign HQ wild speculation thread

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Ron Paul is going to do a commercial where cardboard figurines of the other candidates are going to be mauled by a Bear. The bear represents Hillary Clinton. Ron Paul then comes out of the woods in a Park Ranger outfit and says, "Only you can prevent Hillary Clinton from mauling the Republican Party. Vote Ron Paul, 2008. I'm Ron Paul and I approve this message."

i like it.

superimpose Hillary's face on the bear's body.
 
1. this thread is great
2. you're all wrong
3. I figured out what it is

I'm thinking Ron has secretly grown a new strain of peanuts that produces a creamy peanut butter that doesn't stick to the roof of your mouth.

That would be huge and blow everyone away, and certainly main stream America and the older age groups love peanut butter, as do bears ... and no other candidate would be able to produce something so ground breaking and universally approved in such a short time - it fits all the clues and more importantly - IT'S BRILLIANT!!!
 
i like it.

superimpose Hillary's face on the bear's body.

Yes. The 2nd ad features Ron Paul taking out a rifle and shooting the Bear. He then says,"The 2nd amendment protects us from beasts like Hillary. Vote Ron Paul, 2008. I'm Ron Paul and I approve this message."
 
Holy moly, 12,000 views? Is this linked somewhere?

Also, don't tell us what it is! I started this thread as a speculative thread, don't spill the beans, it won't be fun anymore :D
 
I'm guessing that the war chest, bolstered by Tea Party funds, gets nearly emptied into all the Super Tuesday states and perhaps also the late February and March states, divided more or less evenly, in a huge advertising blitz timed to begin right after the NH primary.

The strategy would be to shoot for third place in every state. The other candidates will cannibalize each other, accumulating high negatives, while Ron Paul's support grows steadily just beneath the 'frontrunner radar'. Other candidates out will start dropping after Super Tuesday, if not before.

Rather than staking hope on early 1st- or 2nd-place wins which would set high expectations for the rest of the states, put a big target on RP's head, or be brushed off by the media as a fluke, I'm guessing the strategy is to cultivate slow, steady, relentless momentum. If we trend upward while the rest trend downward, victory is certain.
 
Yes. The 2nd ad features Ron Paul taking out a rifle and shooting the Bear. He then says,"The 2nd amendment protects us from beasts like Hillary. Vote Ron Paul, 2008. I'm Ron Paul and I approve this message."

It would be even funnier with Dick Cheney shooting her instead..
 
I agree this it!

I'm guessing that Mark Sanford (Republican governor of South Carolina and former House colleague of RP) will announce his endorsement of RP / acceptance of the VP slot on the eve of the SC primary IF RP places well in Iowa and NH.



SOunds good !
 
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