The campaign HQ wild speculation thread

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Whoever said this thread needs Cliffs Notes was right on - sorry don't feel like clicking back and searching for the quote.

Ron's been secretly duplicating himself and has been replacing all of our government officials with disguised Rons. The surprise is when they all jump out at the same time and yell, "Hawwwww!"
We've already won muwahahah
 
maybe one or two of the other parties, Lib, or Const. endorses RP and their voters come to the Rep. side?
 
Ron Paul is going to do a commercial where cardboard figurines of the other candidates are going to be mauled by a Bear. The bear represents Hillary Clinton. Ron Paul then comes out of the woods in a Park Ranger outfit and says, "Only you can prevent Hillary Clinton from mauling the Republican Party. Vote Ron Paul, 2008. I'm Ron Paul and I approve this message."
 
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