The campaign HQ wild speculation thread

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Heather in WI said:
After guest refereeing at Wrestle Mania, Ron Paul will make a surprise appearance on the 16th at the Boston Tea Party by straddling the Blimp and whipping it with his cowboy hat. At the party, Dr. Paul will pass out free lollipops for Ron Paul supporters and reveal that his candidacy for President was planned since the early 1980's at the request of Ronald Reagan. Nancy Reagan will step forward on stage, open a sealed envelope, and read a hand written letter by the former President. This letter will expose the plans of the New World Order and explain why the American people should ensure that the NWO plan does not happen. He also will open a time capsule and reveal an endorsement from Thomas Jefferson, Benjamin Franklin, and James Madison. Ross Perot will present Dr. Paul with the Magna Carta lacquered to a chessboard and endorse him. Then, Led Zeppelin and Slash will endorse Ron Paul and he will gain the power of rock, and then go on a safari and kill a bear, a gazelle, and the Geico lizard and also capture Bigfoot. While he is on the Safari, he will rely on the unofficial grassroots to win IA and NH.

Next, Dr. Paul and Bigfoot (who is nicknamed ‘The Crow’) will fly at midnight to visit the troops in Iraq and then capture Bin Laden. They will bring Bin Laden and many African animals back to the US aboard a US trading vessel and throw environmentally friendly mini Bernanke fish food dolls over the side to spread his message of freedom and commerce with all nations.

When they get back to the US, he will stroll into the House swinging Osama's severed head and slap it down on the Speaker's Podium. The GOP will announce its surrender to the Paul campaign. Then, he will unleash a parade of llamas miles long to navigate the streets of Des Moines. An army of Elephants will march through every other state and all animals will have their vote Ron Paul endorsement banners. He will then blitz SC, FL, and the rest of the states with television commercials.

Ron Paul will announce that Governor Sanford will be his VP. This will shake off the question about whether he will run as an independent or third party candidate after the nomination and win votes in S.C. By this time he will have garnered so much media attention that even the people in remote African villages who gave him the elephants and the llamas will dance. (The people from South America shipped the llamas to Africa for Ron Paul.)

After hitchhiking around the US, and finding out the answer is 42, Ron Paul will resurrect Godzilla. Bigfoot, Godzilla, and Ron will parachute down from a stealth bomber into the Super bowl. At the Super bowl, Ron Paul will light 1 million dollars on fire and scream "YAAAAAAARH!!!" like Howard Dean as a protest against fiat currency and the Federal Reserve.


After the Super bowl, he will take the rest of the money and buy gold. Then, he will melt it down and make a Ron Paul Mobile. He will tour the country, in the RPM with a goal of meeting each and every Meet-up group. He will cure pointy knees with beer and spend time chatting with dolphins in Jacuzzis. He will secretly pass out a new strain of peanuts to his supporters that produce a creamy peanut butter that does not stick to the roof of your mouth. He also will gather up Wall Street savvy types and insiders, and use their backing and the money they've raised to perform a huge media blitz to help open the eyes of the average American citizen about the state of our economy and the coming bear market. He will scare the heck out of people and plaster the number 9,000,000,000,000+ (our country's deficit) in towns and cities across the nation.


After defeating the matrix, he will melt the car, and give us more money than we gave him. With our extra money, we all go to Washington, to see him sworn in as the next President of the United States of America.
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So how long did it take you to write that lol?:D

It was entertaining though, maybe the campaign should make that the secret plan instead!
 
Maybe he's been telling people not to vote for him in the rigged polls? And then fake every damn political analyst on Jan 3?
 
Every time you visit this thread you have to donate an extra 20 dollars on the 16 therebye raising an addition 2 million
 
you know now that I look at the video (antelope hitting tree video) again and think about it, I think I might know what the campaign was trying to hint on. I noticed that they put ron pauls face on on one single lion and the other candidate on the antelope. The moment though that the antelope hits the tree there are TWO lions there. Perhaps this means he is going to reveal his VP choice and this VP will help in halter the others campaign by gaining much more votes. This is risky like some people have hinted and kind of a change of rules how candidates run for nomination.

here's the video without the added voice over and cut and past faces

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x-Pw6j80o3A
 
here's the link to the Huckabee-minion's you-tube clip where, I guess the Ron Pauler got this big-secret idea from.
h ttp://youtube.com/watch?v=vVnuD2JFNxc

It's titled "The Rules Are About To Change"

You bet they will Huckabuck.
 
So, Iowa "insiders"-- was it the infomercial? Can you at least tell us that. Or were you all just pulling our chains?
 
Troyhand said:
here's the link to the Huckabee-minion's you-tube clip where, I guess the Ron Pauler got this big-secret idea from.
h ttp://youtube.com/watch?v=vVnuD2JFNxc

It's titled "The Rules Are About To Change"

You bet they will Huckabuck.
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Love how he disables everything to rate and comment.:rolleyes:

can't handle the heat. These guys are weak.
 
How the....

I thought this thread finally died a miserable death!!!



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