BREAKING: Officials are urgently searching for 40 Rhesus monkeys that escaped from bio-research lab
Currently an urgent search is underway as authorities report that 40 to 43 rhesus monkeys escaped from a research bio-lab facility in the Yemassee area of South Carolina on Wednesday evening. Officials from the Yemassee Police Department confirmed that the monkeys escaped from the Alpha Genesis Primate bio lab Research Center. Traps have been set up in the area, and police are using thermal imaging cameras to help locate the animals. Authorities are advising residents to keep doors and windows closed, avoid approaching the monkeys, and call 911 immediately if they see any of the escaped animals, as this could pose a public health concern.
That was fast. They must have had people ready and waiting for the release-the-monkeys order to come down as soon as the election results were announced.
Also, “40 to 43”? So they don’t even know the exact number? Or at least they claim not to.
Two monkeys recaptured with peanut butter and jelly sandwiches yesterday in SC , 11 or more monkeys still on lam.
You know, if it had been only a single monkey, they might think he was really mentally sick and they wouldn't take much notice.
But you say there were two monkeys. Were they, by any chance, humming anything? Because if two of those monkeys, just two monkeys, were humming in harmony, they might think they were both fagg0ts and they'd lock them up in separate cages.
Now if it had been three monkeys, three, can you imagine, three monkeys humming the same tune. They may think it's an organization.
And I can't even picture 40-some monkeys. Can you? Can you imagine forty some monkeys escaping and being found together humming the same tune? I mean, honestly, can you imagine 40-some moneys, gathered around a photo of Ron Paul and humming the same tune. And friends they may think it's a movement, a rEVOLution. And that's what it is.
Then again, maybe it's just the latest lab leak of a dangerous virus.
Deadly e coli from organic carrots , 1 dead over 30 currently ill in 18 states
Deadly e coli from organic carrots , 1 dead over 30 currently ill in 18 states