Is Rand Paul Too Short For Presidency?

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I thought he was about 6'-3" tall. You mean he is not???
 
Research leads me to believe he's about 5'8". Rubio, surprisingly, is only 5'9".
 
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Let's leave obsessing about mundane things to the mundanes. I would think the people on this board would be above making remarks about a candidate's physical appearance and would focus on things more important.
 
As superficial and petty as this is, from a marketing standpoint, it is important.

Look to entertainment for the answer. Most performers would be considered shorter than average, but the public never knows it. There are plenty of tricks. And at the same time, those tricks can be used by the media against a candidate. They've already intentionally done it to Rand several times.

On camera, everything is relative. Never stand next to taller people. Watch the camera angles. Sitting is usually best, but check the chair heights!

In many of your favorite bands, everyone in the band is under 5'6". Criteria for joining the band is being relatively the same height.

Van Halen, Rolling Stones just to name two.
 
shallow people will always be shallow...its a choice...fuck em...

I can remember back ''in the day'' when people didn't like the Rolling Stones because they were ugly...
 
If you really think that being short makes someone less qualified to be President, I feel the need to point out that the shortest and tallest Presidents were James Madison (5'4'') and Abraham Lincoln (6'5'') respectively. Yet, among those two, which one governed as if he had a Napoleon Complex? ;)
 
Most often it turns out that the taller of the two of the Rep. and Dem. POTUS nominees wins the election.




How tall is Hillary? :p
 
Oh, I think I get it. Besides having to be a natural born citizen or citizen of the US, at least 35 years old, a resident within the US for at least 14 years, and someone who hasn't already been elected twice, there's also the secret requirement in the secret constitution that says the person has to be tall enough to be president; right? It's kinda like the 4th directive in Robocop, which was classified, until Robocop found out what it was after violating it and being explained what was happening to him.

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(Yeah, I know that isn't the same guy responsible for programming Robocop with Directive #4 - but this pic still looks pretty cool.)
 
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