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You once again display your childishness with your first sentence, you know what I meant. No one goes to jail for one beer, and I'm sure the percentage of people who are even asked to take a breathalyzer after one beer is so rare it's astronomical. Just give it up already. Let me guess, you got wasted drunk, got busted, and now you are sore at the cops for your irresponsibility and all the trouble you got in, am I close, if not that, some other situation which was likely 100% you're fault, but hey, don't blame yourself when you can blame someone else.
I can certainly call this out, as it actually happened to me! I had stopped into a bar on my way home and had one beer. One. You would call that being irresponsible? This was in the town's downtown "bar district", in the middle of the afternoon. As I pulled out of my parking space, I noticed a cop car further down the street, three blocks behind me. I turned several corners, then pulled into the parking lot of a convenience store, thinking nothing of it. As I approached the store, the cop came screaming into the parking lot, jumped out of the car, then tackled me as I had my hand on the handle of the door to the store (I was simply going about my business, and what he was doing was no concern of mine at that point, as far as I knew) and was about to open it. Asking what this intrusion was all about, he claimed that as I pulled out of the parking space and immediately turned the corner, he couldn't see the little registration sticker on my license plate, from three blocks away. He then said that he smelled beer on my breath, demanded that I take a breathalyzer, and to check my beat up car over for "safety violations". I said nothing, of course, other than that I didn't consent to any sort of search.
He then cuffed me, said that "checking for safety violations" was not a search, and since another cop had arrived by this time, had that cop stand over me while he then tore my car apart and tried the lights, horn, and signals. He wrote me a ticket for "defective equipment" and "operating an unsafe vehicle" because my passenger side seatbelt was stuck. Since it had been less than five minutes since I had consumed the one beer, I attempted to further stall for time and reason with him, asking if I could blow the more accurate breathalyzer at the station. He wouldn't let me do that, and said that he would take any such demand as a refusal. So I had no choice but to blow an inaccurate worst case reading, and I came out exactly at the legal limit. I was then stuffed into the back of the cop car, and my car towed. The next day, it cost me several hundred dollars to ransom my car back.
In court, I told the judge that I had done the responsible thing and only had one beer, that the breathalyzer test was inaccurate because it had been taken within five minutes of drinking that one beer, and that that worst-case result showed me to be AT the legal limit, and not over it. I then stated that I had already paid several hundred dollars to get my car back, spend a night in jail, and that I could not afford to pay any sort of additional fine. Then I made a motion to dismiss the trumped-up tickets. The judge did dismiss the tickets, but convicted and sentenced me to a weekend in jail instead of paying a fine. So yes, it DOES happen. And this was in a town of 20,000 people, so cops in towns this size DO hassle people over such things.
edit: this was over 20 years ago, so that legal limit is even lower nowadays
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