WOW! Obama is in DEEP KIMCHEE!

assuming they find him not qualified (after he has qualified to get on the ballots)
They will just put clinton in his place, and instruct the electors to vote for her.
the will have an ad campaign telling everyone that obama's slate is clintons slate, and everyone should be pissed enough about the decision to get a couple of friends to go vote with them.
 
So wait, we can't get both of these jokers disqualified and re-do the primaries over the next two weeks?
 
Found it..

Google Salamander Letter

Holy Moly... I almost suffocated trying to read this thing..

Palmyra October 23d 1830

Dear Sir

Your letter of yesterday is received & I hasten to answer as fully as I can--Joseph Smith Jr first come to my notice in the year 1824 in the summer of that year I contracted with his father to build a fence on my property in the corse of that work I approach Joseph & ask how it is in a half day you put up what requires your father & 2 brothers a full day working together he says I have not been with out assistance but can not say more only you better find out the next day I take the older Smith by the arm & he says Joseph can see any thing he wishes by looking at a stone Joseph often sees Spirits here with great kettles of coin money it was Spirits who brought up rock because Joseph made no attempt on their money I latter dream I converse with spirits which let me count their money when I awake I have in my hand a dollar coin which I take for a sign Joseph describes what I seen in every particular says he the spirits are grieved so I through back the dollar in the fall of the year 1827 I hear Joseph found a gold bible I take Joseph aside & he says it is true I found it 4 years ago with my stone but only just got it because of the enchantment the old spirit come to me 3 times in the same dream & says dig up the gold but when I take it up the next morning the spirit transfigured himself from a white salamander in the bottom of the hole & struck me 3 times & held the treasure & would not let me have it because I lay it down to cover over the hole when the spirit says do not lay it down Joseph says when can I have it the spirit says one year from to day if you obay me look to the stone after a few days he looks the spirit says bring your brother Alvin Joseph says he is dead shall I bring what remains but the spirit is gone Joseph goes to get the gold bible but the spirit says you did not bring your brother you can not have it look to the stone Joseph looks but can not see who to bring the spirit says I tricked you again look to the stone Joseph looks & sees his wife on the 22d day of Sept 1827 they get the gold bible--I give Joseph $50 to move him down to Pa Joseph says when you visit me I will give you a sign he gives me some hiroglyphics I take then to Utica Albany & New York in the last place Dr Mitchel gives me an introduction to Professor Anthon says he they are short hand Egyption the same what was used in ancient times bring me the old book & I will translate says I it is made of precious gold & is sealed from view says he I can not read a sealed book--Joseph found some giant silver specticles with the plates he puts them in an old hat & in the darkness reads the words & in this way it is all translated & written down--about the middle of June 1829 Joseph takes me together with Oliver Cowdery & David Whitmer to have a view of the plates our names are appended to the book of Mormon which I had printed with my own money--space and time both prevent me from writing more at present if there is any thing further you wish to inquire I shall attend to it

Yours Respectfully
Martin Harris
 
Yeah thats real hard to look at. I spreadeded it out a little bit.
:p


Palmyra October 23d 1830

Dear Sir

Your letter of yesterday is received & I hasten to answer as fully as I can--Joseph

Smith Jr first come to my notice in the year 1824 in the summer of that year I

contracted with his father to build a fence on my property in the corse of that work

I approach Joseph & ask how it is in a half day you put up what requires your

father & 2 brothers a full day working together he says I have not been with out

assistance but can not say more only you better find out the next day I take the

older Smith by the arm & he says Joseph can see any thing he wishes by looking

at a stone Joseph often sees Spirits here with great kettles of coin money it was

Spirits who brought up rock because Joseph made no attempt on their money I

latter dream I converse with spirits which let me count their money when I awake I

have in my hand a dollar coin which I take for a sign Joseph describes what I

seen in every particular says he the spirits are grieved so I through back the dollar

in the fall of the year 1827 I hear Joseph found a gold bible I take Joseph aside &

he says it is true I found it 4 years ago with my stone but only just got it because

of the enchantment the old spirit come to me 3 times in the same dream & says

dig up the gold but when I take it up the next morning the spirit transfigured

himself from a white salamander in the bottom of the hole & struck me 3 times &

held the treasure & would not let me have it because I lay it down to cover over

the hole when the spirit says do not lay it down Joseph says when can I have it

the spirit says one year from to day if you obay me look to the stone after a few

days he looks the spirit says bring your brother Alvin Joseph says he is dead shall

I bring what remains but the spirit is gone Joseph goes to get the gold bible but

the spirit says you did not bring your brother you can not have it look to the stone

Joseph looks but can not see who to bring the spirit says I tricked you again look

to the stone Joseph looks & sees his wife on the 22d day of Sept 1827 they get

the gold bible--I give Joseph $50 to move him down to Pa Joseph says when you

visit me I will give you a sign he gives me some hiroglyphics I take then to Utica

Albany & New York in the last place Dr Mitchel gives me an introduction to

Professor Anthon says he they are short hand Egyption the same what was used

in ancient times bring me the old book & I will translate says I it is made of

precious gold & is sealed from view says he I can not read a sealed book--Joseph

found some giant silver specticles with the plates he puts them in an old hat & in

the darkness reads the words & in this way it is all translated & written

down--about the middle of June 1829 Joseph takes me together with Oliver

Cowdery & David Whitmer to have a view of the plates our names are appended

to the book of Mormon which I had printed with my own money--space and time

both prevent me from writing more at present if there is any thing further you wish

to inquire I shall attend to it



Yours Respectfully
Martin Harris

Damn, that was a mouth full wudn't it?
 
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