"Why are you here?"

[pessimist]

Please point out where I presented a metaphor?

 

[amy31416]

That's not my experience. You think you're open-minded, but you seem to have a hard time understanding certain concepts.

Have a good, long look in the mirror. That goes for your other posts as well.

 

[Dr.3D]

So I'll have to try to imagine the profound and offensive metaphor of which you accuse me. Doesn't seem fair. What is your problem?

 

[invisible]

So I'll have to try to imagine the profound and offensive metaphor of which you accuse me. Doesn't seem fair. What is your problem?

He needs to get laid. After that finally happens, he'll have an entirely new perspective on life, and mellow out considerably.

edit: OMG, horribly funny additional thought! Now I don't know if amyPI is single or not, but I'll bet if she went and set him straight, he'd be like Woody Allen and the Orgasmatron! (and amyPI, that's a compliment to you)

 

[William Tell]

So I'll have to try to imagine the profound and offensive metaphor of which you accuse me. Doesn't seem fair. What is your problem?

I don't follow what he's saying either.

 

[pessimist]

Okay many of you think I'm playing a role to entertain women (for what reason I don't know).

That is NOT the case. I SWEAR TO GOD I'm not the average guy. I'm different. I've been that way since I was child- even as a toddler I was "weird".

Please read up on this: http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Highly_sensitive_person

I'm that ^.

While I'm not effeminate, I do relate more to women (they seem more likely to "understand" my weirdness and "get" my sense of humor) compared to the AVERAGE guy. Honest to God truth.

I like to entertain but I'm not "playing a character" nor am I a "troll".

 

[Dr.3D]

He needs to get laid. After that finally happens, he'll have an entirely new perspective on life, and mellow out considerably.

If he doesn't let some manenizer take advantage of him. When I was in the Navy, I learned a lot about how that can happen. A guy can lose his whole paycheck on that kind of stuff.

 

[pessimist]

Here's a non mobile link

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Highly_sensitive_person

^ I'm that. We're often misunderstood

 

[Crashland]

For the record, pessimist did attempt to not make this thread about him. But everyone else was so determined to derail the thread and now we have pages of useless drivel

 

[Dr.3D]

Here's a non mobile link

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Highly_sensitive_person

^ I'm that. We're often misunderstood

Welcome to the club.

 

[invisible]

If he doesn't let some manenizer take advantage of him. When I was in the Navy, I learned a lot about how that can happen. A guy can lose his whole paycheck on that kind of stuff.

I'd also hate to see that happen. See the edit to my last post, above. If she's single, available, and willing, I'll bet amyPI could really have some fun with him. That could very well be a worthwhile chipin. pessimist, have you ever heard of the legendary Orgasmatron?

 

[Dr.3D]

For the record, pessimist did attempt to not make this thread about him. But everyone else was so determined to derail the thread and now we have pages of useless drivel

 

[pessimist]

 

[Dr.3D]

I'd also hate to see that happen. See the edit to my last post, above. If she's single, available, and willing, I'll bet amyPI could really have some fun with him. That could very well be a worthwhile chipin. pessimist, have you ever heard of the legendary Orgasmatron?

Let's not push him ahead too fast.

 

[pessimist]

I'd also hate to see that happen. See the edit to my last post, above. If she's single, available, and willing, I'll bet amyPI could really have some fun with him. That could very well be a worthwhile chipin. pessimist, have you ever heard of the legendary Orgasmatron?

I'm not that guy.

 

[Cleaner44]

Group D,, definitely.

I'm just here for the womens.

Me too. I am here just waiting for a bikini pic of Suzanimal!

 

[William Tell]

For the record, pessimist did attempt to not make this thread about him. But everyone else was so determined to derail the thread and now we have pages of useless drivel

I'm here because Ron Paul.

 

[invisible]

I'm not that guy.

I'll bet that amyPI could prove otherwise, if she was so inclined.

 

[HVACTech]

For the record, pessimist did attempt to not make this thread about him. But everyone else was so determined to derail the thread and now we have pages of useless drivel

AF answered the question.

pages of useless drivel

was the intent of the OP.
I have been thrown out of worse dives than this.
because the owner asked the same question.
not true, it happened officially when he employed sockpuppets openly.

 

[pessimist]

AF answered the question.

was the intent of the OP.
I have been thrown out of worse dives than this.
because the owner asked the same question.
not true, it happened officially when he employed sockpuppets openly.

Are you suggesting that a sockpuppet is controlling an owner? Or that an owner only employs sockpuppets?

Am I your sockpuppet? Or are you mine?

Was the drivel pre-planned? Or spontaneous?

Why is a pessimist drawing so much attention?

Why are you here? Why am I here? Why are any of us here? (existential question)