Whatcha fixin' for Thanksgiving?

oyarde said:
Thats about like just eating the pulp right outta the pumpkin , I know because I have tried both .
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She's made the sugar free pumpkin pie in the past and my pumpkin pie loving brother was disappointed. I'm trying to decide if I should tell him it's another one of her pies or if I should let him learn the hard way. Pecan pie is my favorite fall pie. In the summer, I like cherry, blueberry, and peach. Once, I saw a 5 fruit pie at Sam's Club and gave it a shot. I have to admit, it was pretty damn good.
 
Not a big apple pie fan but when I'm drunk I get one with cheese on it at the Waffle House.
 
Suzanimal said:
She's made the sugar free pumpkin pie in the past and my pumpkin pie loving brother was disappointed. I'm trying to decide if I should tell him it's another one of her pies or if I should let him learn the hard way. Pecan pie is my favorite fall pie. In the summer, I like cherry, blueberry, and peach. Once, I saw a 5 fruit pie at Sam's Club and gave it a shot. I have to admit, it was pretty damn good.
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The Mrs made pies today for the next four days , I ate a pc of Cherry and about half of a Pecan pie .
 
Cleaner44 said:
Are you breaking out the fancy bottled wine instead of a box?

I usually make gravy. It is the one thing I learned how to do well I think.
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Yes, I went to Aldi's and bought the $3.00 bottles of Winking Owl. I have it sitting on the garage floor chilling as I type - no room in the fridge and my garage beer cooler broke a few weeks ago. I have a box of back up wine, though. And for Christmas, I bought a cool stocking/wine flask that has a tap on the toe. I won't get it in time for Thanksgiving but I predict we're gonna have some fun with that thing this month.

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Been fixin' a Toyota,, and a computer.

fixin' to drive up to Washington where I will likely be fixin' some pies.
 
I'm going to a good friend's house with my mom and sister, so I'm not cooking the dinner, just bringing a side dish.

It's not really a Thanksgiving dish, but I think I'm going to make garlic sesame Asparagus. Hopefully I won't mess it up. :)
 
The boy is going over to his gf's house for Thanksgiving so I'm prolly tv traying it solo. It's just another day as far as I'm concerned.
 
More drama today. My niece's crazy husband called me from his Obama/Bush phone and asked me to take her "whites". She needed white bras, underpants, and t-shirts. He didn't have enough minutes left to give me a size so I winged it. So I'm busy fixin' dinner for these jackholes and they call me to take crazy some "whites" in jail. For fucks sake...

And to top it off, I cussed out my mom's boyfriend's granddaughter. She's had it coming...bitch had to learned her boundary's the hard way. She was mean to my momma :eek::mad:- who's done nothing to her and I was so mad I was shaking. I don't get mad like that often. After I cussed her out (gotta talk to people like that in language they can understand), I told her to put her granddaddy on the phone so I could give him a piece of my mind. I told him he owed my mom an apology and he owed me $30.00 for pies - I padded the bill.:D He's coming tomorrow but I'm still mad. Mr Animal tried to calm me down but I don't take being rude to my momma lightly.:mad:


The wheels are falling this train wreck of a family.
 
Suzanimal said:
More drama today. My niece's crazy husband called me from his Obama/Bush phone and asked me to take her "whites". She needed white bras, underpants, and t-shirts. He didn't have enough minutes left to give me a size so I winged it. So I'm busy fixin' dinner for these jackholes and they call me to take crazy some "whites" in jail. For fucks sake...

And to top it off, I cussed out my mom's boyfriend's granddaughter. She's had it coming...bitch had to learned her boundary's the hard way. She was mean to my momma :eek::mad:- who's done nothing to her and I was so mad I was shaking. I don't get mad like that often. After I cussed her out (gotta talk to people like that in language they can understand), I told her to put her granddaddy on the phone so I could give him a piece of my mind. I told him he owed my mom an apology and he owed me $30.00 for pies - I padded the bill.:D He's coming tomorrow but I'm still mad. Mr Animal tried to calm me down but I don't take being rude to my momma lightly.:mad:


The wheels are falling this train wreck of a family.
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Can someone translate this for me?
 
Danke said:
Can someone translate this for me?
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I took my niece underpants in jail, cooked dinner, and showed my momma's boyfriend's granddaughter who the alpha bitch is in this family. She lied so she could exclude my momma from their Thanksgiving dinner and it hurt my mom's feelings.

Why can you only have white panties in jail?:confused: I went to Walmart and bought her a big pack of giant granny panties. When I got to the jail, I found out she could only have two pair. Her idiot husband didn't mention that part.

These people make my brother who lives in the trailer with the water tower, Mercedes, and pool in the front yard (he also thinks Obama is the "Leopard" - don't ask) look sane.
 
He said he was low on minutes on the Obama phone. I wish I knew how to take a pic of the fucked up text he sent me. Weirdo...
 
Suzanimal said:
More drama today. My niece's crazy husband called me from his Obama/Bush phone and asked me to take her "whites". She needed white bras, underpants, and t-shirts. He didn't have enough minutes left to give me a size so I winged it. So I'm busy fixin' dinner for these jackholes and they call me to take crazy some "whites" in jail. For fucks sake...

And to top it off, I cussed out my mom's boyfriend's granddaughter. She's had it coming...bitch had to learned her boundary's the hard way. She was mean to my momma :eek::mad:- who's done nothing to her and I was so mad I was shaking. I don't get mad like that often. After I cussed her out (gotta talk to people like that in language they can understand), I told her to put her granddaddy on the phone so I could give him a piece of my mind. I told him he owed my mom an apology and he owed me $30.00 for pies - I padded the bill.:D He's coming tomorrow but I'm still mad. Mr Animal tried to calm me down but I don't take being rude to my momma lightly.:mad:


The wheels are falling this train wreck off of a family.
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Danke said:
Can someone translate this for me?
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I forgot the word off in the last line. I went out to celebrate being done with cooking.
 
Danke said:
Can someone translate this for me?
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Asereje...ja....de je...de jebe tu de jebere seibiunouva majavi an de bugui an de buididipi. Ah nana na, nana na, nana nana naaa. Nuh nana na nana na nana nana na. Asereje...ja...heh.

That was funny, though, what Suz said. I was giggling like a mofo reading it. The $30.00 for pies finished me off.
 
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Suzilush said:
More drama today. My niece's crazy husband called me from his Obama/Bush phone and asked me to take her "whites". She needed white bras, underpants, and t-shirts. He didn't have enough minutes left to give me a size so I winged it. So I'm busy fixin' dinner for these jackholes and they call me to take crazy some "whites" in jail. For fucks sake...

And to top it off, I cussed out my mom's boyfriend's granddaughter. She's had it coming...bitch had to learned her boundary's the hard way. She was mean to my momma :eek::mad:- who's done nothing to her and I was so mad I was shaking. I don't get mad like that often. After I cussed her out (gotta talk to people like that in language they can understand), I told her to put her granddaddy on the phone so I could give him a piece of my mind. I told him he owed my mom an apology and he owed me $30.00 for pies - I padded the bill.:D He's coming tomorrow but I'm still mad. Mr Animal tried to calm me down but I don't take being rude to my momma lightly.:mad:


The wheels are falling this train wreck off of a family.
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Suzanimal said:
I forgot the word off in the last line. I went out to celebrate being done with cooking.
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Oh...
 
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