What if you were a Terrorist?

[Mach]

Hypothetically speaking of course...... if you were a Terrorist, what would you do to really hit hard, you know, make 'em suffer?!

Let's see.....


If I Were A Terrorist........

 

[Truth Warrior]

I'd apply for additional US Federal government subsidies and permanent employment TOO!

 

[LiveFree79]

There are a ton of things terrorists could do to wreak havoc on Americans. Ever wonder why you don't see suicide bombers in America? Because Dept. Of Homeland Security is keeping us safe and the War on Terror really is legitimate. LOL.

 

[FunkBuddha]

I would do exactly what they are doing in the middle-east. Keep us fighting them half-way around the world so that we over extend our resources and go bankrupt.

 

[jgmaynard]

Yeah, I'd do everything I could to expand the war in the Middle East so that I could help destroy the American Economy.

JM

 

[sidster]

According to some literature distributed to different local law enforcement
agencies you are a terrorist if you talk about the United States Constitution.
Well, I carry a copy of the United States Constitution in my car!

How would I "really hit hard" and "make 'em suffer?" I'd educate them about
our country's Constitution.

 

[pinkmandy]

Yeah, I'd do everything I could to expand the war in the Middle East so that I could help destroy the American Economy.

JM

Same here. They're sacrificing now to keep us out of there in the future.

 

[The One]

If I were a terrorist, I'd hook up with as many slutty stripper-type chicks as I could before I martyred myself. Virgins are overrated.

 

[HOLLYWOOD]

If you threaten your neighbor, opponent, rival, Used Car Saleman, yotta yotta, during an argument, with some sort of bodily harm in the context, according to Federal Law... that is TERRORISM and you are a TERRORIST!

This country is SO F*CKED-UP!

 

[Kludge]

I'd release videos to the media and sell T-shirts on the internet.

 

[asgardshill]

Water supply. Food supply. Noxious substances.

Yeah, that's pretty much it.

 

[Primbs]

What they are doing in Iraq right now. IEDs.

One hundred dollars worth of supplies takes out million dollar up armored vehicles.

 

[pcosmar]

What they are doing in Iraq right now. IEDs.

One hundred dollars worth of supplies takes out million dollar up armored vehicles.

When I was in High School ROTC we had manuals and posters on how to build and set improvised munitions. You just can't un-teach some stuff.

 

[torchbearer]

I'd get the U.S. involved in a middle east conflict that would drain the sleeping giant dry financially.
In fact, Osama stated that in one of his early speeches.

 

[Truth Warrior]

What they are doing in Iraq right now. IEDs.

One hundred dollars worth of supplies takes out million dollar up armored vehicles.

And the US military often uses a million dollar missile or bomb to take out a hundred dollar shed!

 

[Dr.3D]

How would I "really hit hard" and "make 'em suffer?" I'd educate them about our country's Constitution.

Would that be akin to teaching a monkey how to type?
Or teaching your dog to talk?

Those people are so brainwashed they can't learn anything about the Constitution from somebody they have been told may be a terrorist.
They are not wired that way!

 

[steve005]

this thread should be deleted, I mean whats the point?, chances are you're already considered terrorists from you're own government, the "homegrown" type. so, what will you do? don't tell me just do it

 

[Dr.3D]

this thread should be deleted, I mean whats the point?, chances are you're already considered terrorists from you're own government, the "homegrown" type. so, what will you do? don't tell me just do it

It's not that we consider ourselves terrorists, this thread is about what real terrorists would do. We are doing what we are doing. We have been doing what we are doing and it is working. Slowly but surely, people are being informed. This is what we do.