Excerpts from the lab manual:
Safety Guidelines:
Unlike other laboratory courses you've taken, this course will not require safety glasses, gloves, aprons or any other material equipment. As you should already know, praying will keep you safe. There will be no hazardous chemicals, pesky bunsen burners, delicate glassware or any other harmful materials. However, it is recommended that you pray for at least five minutes upon entering the lab, it is also helpful to be wearing a cross or other outward symbol.
Experiment one:
Part 1:
Bringing forth life from non-life. This experiment requires all who are involved in said experiment to focus and channel all their belief in God, the omnipotent, to come forth and animate various substances. If the experiment does not work, there is at least one disbeliever amongst you.
Part 2.
If part 1 did not work, it is the duty of the group to fish out the heretic. This can be done in several ways:
a) Place a cross against each person's skin--does it leave a mark?
b) Flotation. If the person does not float, they are obviously a disbeliever.
c) Garlic: are there any individuals who seem particularly sensitive to garlic? If so, they are likely a disbeliever.
Part 3.
What to do with the disbeliever. . .to be continued....