osan
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I'm assuming this is Vancouver WA and not Canada, given nobody was saying "aboot". I used to live in Vancouver and loved it there, but the cops were ALL useless assholes, and here I much apologize to the useless assholes of the world. When Jessie Lopez stole my wallet and ran up some $8K in charges on my card in about 4 hours time, buying up every package of ephedrine in the Portland metro area, once I ID'd that little scumbag, I went to VPD to have them arrest him. Those worthless imbeciles showed no interest, viewing me as a nuisance, which I generally am, but not that time.
Oddly, when I called up the Multnomah county prosecutor (Lopez had committed many of his crimes in PDX), they were very interested in him as he had multiple felony warrants issued and had been looking for him for two years. I testified to the MC grand jury as to what had transpired and Portland cops came over the river into Vancouver and arrested him with not inconsiderable swearing and threats of grave bodily harm if he so much as twitched. I admit to my amusement and satisfaction at this, not to mention the 2+ year sentence he received in good old Coffee Creek state prison for his offenses against myself. He got more for the other crimes to which he plead.
I did, however, have to move in the face of threats to Seshat by his friends, all of whom were criminals. Had any harm come to her, I would have been obliged to go hunting and in those days, unlike now, I'd have made very red work of it and then ended up in prison myself, so it was just easier to move, which we did and lived happily ever after.
So yes, Vancouver cops make clinical idiots look like rocket surgeons and moral degenerates look like pinnacles of human virtue. What I saw of that female porker in no way surprised me, though I now feel the need for dramamine.
Oddly, when I called up the Multnomah county prosecutor (Lopez had committed many of his crimes in PDX), they were very interested in him as he had multiple felony warrants issued and had been looking for him for two years. I testified to the MC grand jury as to what had transpired and Portland cops came over the river into Vancouver and arrested him with not inconsiderable swearing and threats of grave bodily harm if he so much as twitched. I admit to my amusement and satisfaction at this, not to mention the 2+ year sentence he received in good old Coffee Creek state prison for his offenses against myself. He got more for the other crimes to which he plead.
I did, however, have to move in the face of threats to Seshat by his friends, all of whom were criminals. Had any harm come to her, I would have been obliged to go hunting and in those days, unlike now, I'd have made very red work of it and then ended up in prison myself, so it was just easier to move, which we did and lived happily ever after.

So yes, Vancouver cops make clinical idiots look like rocket surgeons and moral degenerates look like pinnacles of human virtue. What I saw of that female porker in no way surprised me, though I now feel the need for dramamine.