[Unverified] National Enquirer Runs Story of Multiple Ted Cruz Affairs

Definition of Sapiosexual
One who finds intelligence the most sexually attractive feature; behaviour of becoming attracted to or aroused by intelligence and its use.
According to the story, one of the women says Cruz told her, "It's so great to finally meet a fellow sapiosexual".

So, the arrogant clown was just complimenting himself on his own intelligence again! :rolleyes:
 
He's a pretty dumb guy if he thought he was going to keep it hidden during the campaign.
 
"While in bed he read to me the Allegory of the Cave. Please, we all took Philosophy 101. I went to Columbia. What he really wanted was to suck on my toes."
lol
 
Cruz called the story "garbage" and implies Trump is a ratfucker, but I'm not sure he actually denied having affairs?
 
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Rubio supporters apparently talking about using it before.
 
Breitbart reporting on the story now. Maybe the media wanted to hold the story back so they wouldn't need to address it on the Sunday talk shows.
 
Cruz called the story "garbage" and implies Trump is a ratfucker, but I'm not sure he actually denied having affairs?

He is such a cheeseball. Every single word out of his mouth has about as much sincerity as a booger.

wait....
 
Anonymous seems to be pretty left wing more and more, but at any rate, Cruz being a man-whore wouldn't surprise me one bit, he's really got that whole Swaggart persona.


 
Anonymous seems to be pretty left wing more and more, but at any rate, Cruz being a man-whore wouldn't surprise me one bit, he's really got that whole Swaggart persona.



oh hellz yeah. I could see Ted doing this bit like, tomorrow.
 
Ok.... stay with me here.

Is it possible CRUZ is the one who set this whole thing up?

He could have orchestrated this whole thing to lead back to a 'false accusation' claim against trump.... What if Katrina (once with Ted, now with Trump) is really a 'plant' still working for Cruz?

How else do you stop the Trump Train? You ninja-mind-f**k the media and the electorate by setting the whole thing up to benefit yourself.

I think Cruz is just crafty and nasty enough to get this dirty in the gutter politics House of Cards style of campaigning....

THoughts?
 
Ok.... stay with me here.

Is it possible CRUZ is the one who set this whole thing up?

He could have orchestrated this whole thing to lead back to a 'false accusation' claim against trump.... What if Katrina (once with Ted, now with Trump) is really a 'plant' still working for Cruz?

How else do you stop the Trump Train? You ninja-mind-f**k the media and the electorate by setting the whole thing up to benefit yourself.

I think Cruz is just crafty and nasty enough to get this dirty in the gutter politics House of Cards style of campaigning....

THoughts?

That IS a Karl Rove tactic - attack yourself with a sleazy story and make it look like your opponent did it, to make people hate your opponent! John Huntsman did it to Ron Paul the weekend before the New Hampshire primary in 2012.
 
That IS a Karl Rove tactic - attack yourself with a sleazy story and make it look like your opponent did it, to make people hate your opponent! John Huntsman did it to Ron Paul the weekend before the New Hampshire primary in 2012.

Exactly... You control the narrative. You control the flow of information to feign damage to your own campaign, then you offer up 'proof' of a false accusation as well as a 'smoking gun' leading back to Trump....

It's all too perfect... lolz
 
Exactly... You control the narrative. You control the flow of information to feign damage to your own campaign, then you offer up 'proof' of a false accusation as well as a 'smoking gun' leading back to Trump....

It's all too perfect... lolz

So, it's all just meant to help Cruz . . . the NAMBLA endorsement as well.


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Still crickets from Matt Drudge so this is probably nothing but tabloid nonsense. I think the 5 women thing is a clue it's not real, if it was one, maybe there would be something there.
 
Ok.... stay with me here.

Is it possible CRUZ is the one who set this whole thing up?

He could have orchestrated this whole thing to lead back to a 'false accusation' claim against trump.... What if Katrina (once with Ted, now with Trump) is really a 'plant' still working for Cruz?

How else do you stop the Trump Train? You ninja-mind-f**k the media and the electorate by setting the whole thing up to benefit yourself.

I think Cruz is just crafty and nasty enough to get this dirty in the gutter politics House of Cards style of campaigning....

THoughts?

Very low probability.
 
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