The official Festivus 2011 thread

[eduardo89]

I've never milked a human, but I will try it since you highly recommend it.

Don't milk, feed. You have to get it as fresh as possible. No time for a glass!

 

[heavenlyboy34]

Don't milk, feed. You have to get it as fresh as possible. No time for a glass!

Gotcha. I'll keep that in mind. Where's Amy?

 

[eduardo89]

I'm going to make a $1,000 donation to the Human Fund for every one of you who gives a $20.12 (or greater) donation to RonPaul2012.com !

That's a win-win, folks. RonPaul2012 and the Human Fund- both worthy organizations!

Donate here: http://thehumanfund2011.chipin.com/the-human-fund

 

[eduardo89]

Gotcha. I'll keep that in mind. Where's Amy?

I thought she was out of milk?

 

[heavenlyboy34]

I thought she was out of milk?

Hmmm...I don't think so. Terbolizard says she's still got some.

 

[libertarian4321]

Donate here: http://thehumanfund2011.chipin.com/the-human-fund

Damn, the image isn't working.


December 7, 2011

Dear Eduardo89,

To celebrate Festivus, a charitable donation in the amount of $1000 has been made in your name to:

The Human Fund
- Money for People -

From:
libertarian4321

 

[heavenlyboy34]

Damn, the image isn't working.


December 7, 2011

Dear Eduardo89,

To celebrate Festivus, a charitable donation in the amount of $1000 has been made in your name to:

The Human Fund
- Money for People -

From:
libertarian4321

That's nice.

 

[heavenlyboy34]

 

[heavenlyboy34]

 

[heavenlyboy34]

A festivus song Festivus on FB https://www.facebook.com/pages/Happy-Festivus/219552146554

 

[amy31416]

Stop talking about my milk or lack thereof, that is my Festivus complaint or gripe or whatever we're supposed to be doing here!

 

[heavenlyboy34]

 

[John F Kennedy III]

Stop talking about my milk or lack thereof, that is my Festivus complaint or gripe or whatever we're supposed to be doing here!

Your Feats of Strength?

 

[heavenlyboy34]

Your Feats of Strength?

Sounds like she's describing the Airing of Grievances.

 

[heavenlyboy34]

Stop talking about my milk or lack thereof, that is my Festivus complaint or gripe or whatever we're supposed to be doing here!

btw, I'll talk about your milk or lack thereof if I wanna!

 

[John F Kennedy III]

Good morning

 

[heavenlyboy34]

Good morning

Good morning on another day of this fine Festivus season, sir! And a good Festivus morning to the rest of you!

 

[heavenlyboy34]

These guys make Festivus poles. Their site: festivuspoles.net


Average folks celebrating Festivus:

 

[heavenlyboy34]

Happy Festivus to all, and to all a good night!!!!11!

 

[John F Kennedy III]