The official Festivus 2011 thread

[Anti Federalist]

Dude...you're like Reader's Digest condensed books on steroids, dude.

And yeah, I used "dude" because you don't like it. I'm all antagonistic and shit, dude.

I'm to take it this is your airing of grievance?

 

[amy31416]

I'm to take it this is your airing of grievance?

Works for me!

 

[heavenlyboy34]

Works for me!

Nice job, cougar!

 

[John F Kennedy III]

Happy Festivus!

 

[John F Kennedy III]

Admit it, my pole intimidates you. It's bigger than yours and it's been recently polished.

By this guy:

 

[heavenlyboy34]

By this guy:

lolz!!!

 

[heavenlyboy34]

Happy Festivus!

Is that guy engaging in a Feats of Strength match with a tree?

 

[John F Kennedy III]

Reported.

Reported your report.

 

[John F Kennedy III]

This is true. Amy's a voyeur's dream. /sets up spycams at amy's house

Don't forget to remind her she's out of milk.

 

[John F Kennedy III]

Is that guy engaging in a Feats of Strength match with a tree?

Yes, and he appears to be winning.

By the way, there's nothing sexual about this thread at all. I'm very disappointed

 

[eduardo89]

Don't forget to remind her she's out of milk.

Breast or cow?

 

[John F Kennedy III]

Breast or cow?

Both. I was thirsty.

 

[flightlesskiwi]

Breast or cow?

when i first read this, i read it

beast or cow?

and i was all...

which led to...

 

[eduardo89]

Both. I was thirsty.

I prefer the first. I don't like cow milk that much lately.

 

[heavenlyboy34]

Yes, and he appears to be winning.

By the way, there's nothing sexual about this thread at all. I'm very disappointed

Amy disagrees. But she's a prude, so it's okay.

 

[heavenlyboy34]

I prefer the first. I don't like cow milk that much lately.

Try it straight from the teat. 100% of calves prefer it.

 

[eduardo89]

Try it straight from the teat. 100% of calves prefer it.

I still prefer human breast milk straight from the teat.

 

[heavenlyboy34]

I still prefer human breast milk straight from the teat.

I've never milked a human, but I will try it since you highly recommend it.

 

[libertarian4321]

I'm going to make a $1,000 donation to the Human Fund for every one of you who gives a $20.12 (or greater) donation to RonPaul2012.com !

That's a win-win, folks. RonPaul2012 and the Human Fund- both worthy organizations!

 

[heavenlyboy34]

I'm going to make a $1,000 donation to the Human Fund for every one of you who gives a $20.12 (or greater) donation to RonPaul2012.com !

That's a win-win, folks. RonPaul2012 and the Human Fund- both worthy organizations!

Wow! This thread is really going places!