[Dick is singing 'McNamara's Band']
Tom: Okay, hold it, hold it!
[Music stops]
Tom: Didn't hear one Jewish name in there. You really stepped into it that time, didn't ya.
Dick: Yeah, I...
Tom: So you launch into a song full of the worst kind of controversy...
Dick: What's the matter - ?
Tom: There's not one Chinese, one Italian, one Greek - I didn't hear anybody in there.
Dick: Of course you didn't, because they're all Irish.
Tom: There wasn't one Palucci, one Rabinowitz, one Hayakawa. I bet you there isn't even one colored person in that band.
Dick: You know what, I bet you are right, because it's an all-Irish band.
Tom: Oh, you're in for it now. Boy, did you start a controversy there.
Dick: Now what did I start? I'm trying to sing a happy little song...
Tom: You're going to be hearing from the NA double-I CP
Dick: Now what is that?
Tom: The National Association for Advancement of Irish Colored People.