"We have to have a government because otherwise we will have mob rule."
"Okay. I'll take charge."
"No, no. That would make you a tyrant. That's no good. We must all decide everything. We will have democracy. Majority rules."
"Fine. Now we have mob rule empowered by law. That's a big improvement. Now what?"
"Oh, we're picking a tyrant now. He has the best clothes Hair."