So I woke up drunk today...

[bolil]

I woke up drunk today and found a rather large and unattractive girl in my bed. I could not help but analyze the analogy this presented. The large girl is the tyrant, and eventually the tyrant will get you into bed. EDIT: It doesn't help your case if your an impulsive chauvinistic idget, without morals, integrity, or discretion... like me.

 

[MelissaWV]

I woke up drunk today and found a rather large and unattractive girl in my bed. I could not help but analyze the analogy this presented. The large girl is the tyrant, and eventually the tyrant will get you into bed.

And the people are too stupid to control themselves and ensure they only wind up in bed with someone they know, and who they find attractive?

 

[bolil]

Pretty much. Yeah that was chauvinistic please keep in mind I am drunk.

 

[heavenlyboy34]

lolz@thread

 

[BUSHLIED]

a rather large and unattractive girl.

I call those types of girl frogs...Thanks for taking one for the team!

 

[eduardo89]

I woke up drunk today and found a rather large and unattractive girl in my bed.

it happens to us all on occasion

 

[Muwahid]

The analogy must make a lot more sense if you're drunk

 

[bolil]

Seriously, I thinnk I damaged my brain last night...

 

[otherone]

it happens to us all on occasion

....and you expect me to introduce you to my daughter?

 

[BuddyRey]

This is slightly off-topic, but I actually quit drinking this week, and yesterday, I woke up with the worst headache of my entire life. It's still presenting residual symptoms today. I've heard of hangover headaches before, but never "temperance headaches."

 

[Indy Vidual]

....and you expect me to introduce you to my daughter?

Is she overweight yet? Some guys seems to really like that.

 

[eduardo89]

....and you expect me to introduce you to my daughter?

Hahaha touché.

I'll come clean, I once did kiss a very rotund girl. She had a very nice personality and gave very good back rubs (it must have been those doughy fingers) and she got me drunk without me knowing it. We were at a party and she kept refilling my drink for me. Although, I've never woken up and had a large girl in my bed.

 

[otherone]

Is she overweight yet? Some guys seems to really like that.

lol. She's petite...size 0 IIRC. She's 5'1".

 

[Kotin]

Awesome thread is awesome.

 

[eduardo89]

lol. She's petite...size 0 IIRC. She's 5'1".

It seems a lot of men around here wouldn't like that, strangely they feel that's not a "real woman" size.

 

[otherone]

It seems a lot of men around here wouldn't like that, strangely they feel that's not a "real woman" size.

Funny you should mention that. I was at the dept store yesterday afternoon with my GF. She's petite as well....as we were passing through the store, I remarked that she would look good in a particular dress we passed. She said that she couldn't wear it...it wasn't in her size. I asked her why, she explained it was in the "women's" section....I remarked, "you're a woman." She said, "women's section means "fat women".

 

[pauliticalfan]

Sounds like your night was even worse than mine.

 

[MelissaWV]

Funny you should mention that. I was at the dept store yesterday afternoon with my GF. She's petite as well....as we were passing through the store, I remarked that she would look good in a particular dress we passed. She said that she couldn't wear it...it wasn't in her size. I asked her why, she explained it was in the "women's" section....I remarked, "you're a woman." She said, "women's section means "fat women".

She probably would not like it if someone said she wasn't a "real woman" because she's "petite" or called her "anorexic."

Honestly, this thread has just gotten worse and worse, and has the potential to go much lower before it's done. Why can't people just have a preference without putting everyone else down? I generally prefer to date a guy over 6' tall, but I'm not going around calling anyone who doesn't meet that standard a "midget."

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Stop getting drunk, and perhaps you can exercise a little common sense. I'd be worried less about her size, and more about the fact this seems to be her only distinguishing characteristic. Herpes? Pregnancy? Worse? Nah, it's her "rotund" nature that the scenario revolves around. lol @ some of you in twenty years.

 

[otherone]

Sounds like your night was even worse than mine.

I had a great day. I bought a couple of shirts, went out for middle eastern food, came home, started inhaling guiness, finished reading "Animal Farm" to my daughter and my GF. The weather has been amazing here....great day.

 

[pcosmar]

Big girls usually think I'm cuddly..And on occasions,, they were the ones not scared of me.

I had a couple big girlfriends over the years, Fun girls. I really don't understand the reluctance of some guys.

BTW,,large women are not my preference. Nice women are.(not scared is a big plus)