So I woke up drunk today...

[heavenlyboy34]

It seems a lot of men around here wouldn't like that, strangely they feel that's not a "real woman" size.

I thought you were one of them. Changed your mind already, Mr "fat is beauty!"?

 

[eduardo89]

You're missing out, dude.

I like a girl with an ass, but not a fat ass.

 

[pcosmar]

. I don't like tall girls.

Tall girls..? with legs all the way up to,,
Oooh.

 

[Johnny Appleseed]

she mighta gave him an alcohol enema

 

[eduardo89]

Tall girls.. with legs all the way up to,,

I'm short (5'10") so my max height for a girl is about 5'6" cause I love them in heels but I hate being shorter than her

 

[eduardo89]

she mighta gave him an alcohol enema

That is a possibility. That would burn quite a bit though, I assume...

 

[anaconda]

I woke up drunk today and found a rather large and unattractive girl in my bed. I could not help but analyze the analogy this presented. The large girl is the tyrant, and eventually the tyrant will get you into bed. EDIT: It doesn't help your case if your an impulsive chauvinistic idget, without morals, integrity, or discretion... like me.

Two points:

1) I've seen my share of plump women get thin and ripped. Then they have the last laugh.

2) Maybe this girl is a great person.

 

[anaconda]

I'm short (5'10") so my max height for a girl is about 5'6" cause I love them in heels but I hate being shorter than her

Since when did 5'10" become the new "short?" What, is this the NBA or something? As a side note, I always found it erotic when the girl was taller than me, because of heels or otherwise. I am 5'10" also and never felt short.

 

[bluesc]

I like a girl with an ass, but not a fat ass.

I fail to distinguish.

Highly visible cellulite and sag is where the line is drawn.

 

[eduardo89]

Since when did 5'10" become the new "short?" What, is this the NBA or something? As a side note, I always found it erotic when the girl was taller than me, because of heels or otherwise. I am 5'10" also and never felt short.

I went to school in Germany. Average height there is 6'1"! I don't feel short when I'm in Mexico though, I'm a giant there

 

[eduardo89]

I fail to distinguish.

Highly visible cellulite and sag is where the line is drawn.

It's got to be firm, no cellulite (although most women will eventually get that) and no sag.

 

[pcosmar]

I'm short (5'10") so my max height for a girl is about 5'6" cause I love them in heels but I hate being shorter than her

I'm 5'8" and love being snuggled by a tall girl.. (ah, memories)

 

[Johnny Appleseed]

never assume....

 

[pcosmar]

I woke up drunk today and found a rather large and unattractive girl in my bed.

Well.. just to get the thread back on track.
Don't feel alone.

 

[bluesc]

I'm 6'3" and have never been presented with the problem of meeting a girl that is taller than me.

I still prefer short girls.

 

[eduardo89]

I'm 6'3" and have never been presented with the problem of meeting a girl that is taller than me.

I still prefer short girls.

I'd be scared of any girl taller than you.

Short girls in high heels is the best.

 

[Johnny Appleseed]

at this point I'd take blind crippled and crazy

 

[Son of Detroit]

I'm 6'3" and have never been presented with the problem of meeting a girl that is taller than me.

I still prefer short girls.

Hey leave the short girls for us shorter guys.

 

[MelissaWV]

I'm 6'3" and have never been presented with the problem of meeting a girl that is taller than me.

I still prefer short girls.

I am just as tall as you when I'm in the higher heels.

 

[Johnny Appleseed]

heels don't count when your laying down

I'm 6'-8" in heels