So I woke up drunk today...

[TheTexan]

Today I used a paper towel to clean up a beer spill near my refrigerator, then used the beer that I had just soaked up in the paper towel to clean up a separate mess at the bottom of my refrigerator.

Cool story right

 

[pauliticalfan]

Woke up to puke all over my new blanket, looked at it, said "well that's unfortunate", rolled over and went back to bed.

 

[specsaregood]

Honestly, this thread has just gotten worse and worse, and has the potential to go much lower before it's done.

Optimism can be a turn on as well. I like your style, lets see what we can do with this thread.

 

[Johnny Appleseed]

6'- 4" here...and I like fat bottom girls...skinny girls break

 

[pcosmar]

Skinny lad here,

 

[eduardo89]

6'- 4" here...and I like fat bottom girls...skinny girls break

I prefer them petite.

 

[pcosmar]

I prefer them petite.

I prefer the ones that don't run away when I smile and say "Hi". (that has happened a lot)

Once there is some conversation,, well

 

[MelissaWV]

I prefer them petite.

Relating back to something said earlier in the thread...

From a clothing standpoint, "petite" just means "short and narrow."

 

[eduardo89]

Relating back to something said earlier in the thread...

From a clothing standpoint, "petite" just means "short and narrow."

In french petite means small. What's your point?

I like "petite" women. Short and thin.

 

[Johnny Appleseed]

dude we should go out...I'll be your C130 wingman

 

[John F Kennedy III]

I call those types of girl frogs...Thanks for taking one for the team!

 

[MelissaWV]

In french petite means small. What's your point?

I like "petite" women. Short and thin.

That was my point. Petite does not mean thin here, either. You can have a size 22P. Not thin.

 

[anaconda]

Pretty much. Yeah that was chauvinistic please keep in mind I am drunk.

Were you drunk when you fell asleep?

 

[Johnny Appleseed]

 

[eduardo89]

That was my point. Petite does not mean thin here, either. You can have a size 22P. Not thin.

Well let me clarify it then:

I don't like girls with fat butts or flabby stomachs. I don't like tall girls.

 

[eduardo89]

Were you drunk when you fell asleep?

That would make sense.

Don't know how he'd get drunk in his sleep, unless the big girl somehow force fed him alcohol in his sleep...?

 

[John F Kennedy III]

+rep for AC/DC vid

 

[bluesc]

I don't like girls with fat butts

You're missing out, dude.

 

[bluesc]

OP, me too. Minus the fat chick.

I wake up hating the Irish once a year.

 

[anaconda]

Today I used a paper towel to clean up a beer spill near my refrigerator, then used the beer that I had just soaked up in the paper towel to clean up a separate mess at the bottom of my refrigerator.

Cool story right

I see. This is deep. So, the spilled beer represents loss of social welfare from the state, represented by the open beer can that is decorated with a corporate logo and compelling graphic design, meant to look highly desirable even though the lid has been popped and the entire contents could spill out at any moment by the movement of a hand, perhaps the invisible hand, moving through the refrigerator. And the paper towel is the sponge of the souls hungry for liberty in this desolate land, which upon absorbing the lost social welfare are invigorated to move on to the next step in cleansing the whole. Am I close?