If there was ever a sheepish state... Florida is the epitome of brainwashed zombies
Yea, here is the average evangelical senior citizen voter, who drinks buttermilk from the carton, farts uncontrollably and loves Pat Robertson.
They take a look at Newt:
1. Globalist
2. Advocates Open borders
3. Loves gatt & nafta
4. Loves big government
5. Loves mao-style social mandates
6. Made tons of condescending put downs toward minorities
7. Endorsed a book to abolish the constitution
8. Want to bomb Iran and advocates covert-ops that would be pretexts for more wars.
9. Lobbied endlessly both in and out of congress.
"Hmm nope, definitely not voting for Ne....oh wait, what does #10 say"
10. Asked god for forgiveness for having affairs on his wives.
"Oh wait, ok i changed my mind, Blanch, i am voting for Newt"
"Yes, i agree, Harold, he sounds like a nice man, ill tell Ethyl and Bill to vote Newt too"