LMFAO off huck having Chuck Norris with him

tomveil said:
From an article I read today:
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"If they're not going to vote for me ... let the air out of his tires. Shovel your snow into his driveway," he said.
Boy, that sounds really familiar......
 
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yaz said:
chuck norris just said on c-span that we should subsidize all candidates an equal 30 million from taxes and not allow donations. then the nominee gets subsidized another 50 million. then everyone clapped.

tell chuck norris to read "economics in one lesson" by henry hazlitt.
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that is incredibly idiotic, who decides who gets 30 million? If that is the case I would like to announce my run for the presidency in 2020.
 
123tim said:
"If they're not going to vote for me ... let the air out of his tires. Shovel your snow into his driveway," he said.
Boy, that sounds really familiar......
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Well, at least he didn't say................

"If they're not going to vote for me......hand'em a razor blade and draw'em a hot bath!"

Norris is just a washed up actor that's been reduced to hawking off-shore excercise equipment just to pay the bills........Hickster is just his new paycheck.
 
Chuck Norris = Huckabee's Monkey Boy

I agree with those who think Kane and Chuck should have a cage fight :D

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I figure Huckabee had to get an endorsement from someone like Chuck Norris. If you have no positive direction for America, and have a bunch of dirt in your past that people need to overlook, why not hire someone to help take the attention off your platform? Sadly, a lot of people are gullible and fall for that sort of thing.
 
The internet kept Chuck Norris on his resperator and unfortunately for the internet that backfired.
 
Chuck just wants Huckabee to win so he can get federal funding for his "kick start" program for schools. Just another form of lobbying.
 
The best of chuck norris jokes

When Bruce Banner gets mad, he turns into the Hulk. When the Hulk gets mad, he turns into Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris' credit cards have no limit. Last weekend, he maxed them out.

Rules of fighting: 1) Don't bring a knife to a gun fight. 2) Don't bring a gun to a Chuck Norris fight.

Chuck Norris could shoot someone and still have time to roundhouse kick him in the face before the bullet hit.

If, by some incredible space-time paradox, Chuck Norris would ever fight himself, he'd win. Period.

Chuck Norris once visited the Virgin Islands. They are now The Islands.

There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of animals Chuck Norris allows to live.

For every person Mother Nature kills, Chuck Norris kills five.

When Chuck Norris breaks the law, the law doesn't heal.

Chuck Norris once punched a man in the soul.

Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life there.

Chuck Norris can slam revolving doors.

Chuck Norris has counted to infinity - twice.

Chuck Norris' calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd; no one fools Chuck Norris.

Leading hand sanitizers claim they can kill 99.9 percent of germs. Chuck Norris can kill 100 percent of whatever the hell he wants.

Chuck Norris does not wear a condom. Because there is no such thing as protection from Chuck Norris

There's no such things as a disabled persion. Only those Chuck Norris got mad at
 
Chuck Norris... is nobody. The only reason why he didn't just fade into obscurity is because of those dang facts. His endorsement means nothing. It's creepy that he follows Huckabee everywhere. It's almost like saying that Justin Timberlake supports you.... is that supposed to be a good thing? Celebrities are irrelevant. People should ignore their existence.
 
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