LMFAO off huck having Chuck Norris with him

[Ronin]

Huckabee must have took literally "The Alphabet of Manliness" by Maddox

One time, CN read a news piece about some guy who was given a death penalty for treason. Treason is especially offensive to CN because he embodies everything that is, was, or ever will be American. Chuck Norris loves America so much that when he gets interrupted during sec, he gets red, white, and blue balls. So when Chuck read about this traitor, he killed himself, went to hell and ripped the guy's face off and uses it as a loincloth to this day. Chuck then resurrected himself, went to lunch, and paid for his food using exact change.

In the evening, Chuck Norris likes to sit in the dark and silently pray that his enemies get cancer.

This concludes a day in the life of the grates American ever to live.

 

[RickyJ]

chuck norris just said on c-span that we should subsidize all candidates an equal 30 million from taxes and not allow donations. then the nominee gets subsidized another 50 million. then everyone clapped.

tell chuck norris to read "economics in one lesson" by henry hazlitt.

This guy has lost his marbles. I guess he got hit in the head one too many times. I don't recall him being a nut like this before.

 

[RickyJ]

From an article I read today:

Free pancakes? I would have showed up for that. It would have been great if all the takers of the free pancakes were all Ron Paul supporters. Huckabee would have been pissed.

 

[expatinireland]

Chuck Norris... is nobody. The only reason why he didn't just fade into obscurity is because of those dang facts. His endorsement means nothing. It's creepy that he follows Huckabee everywhere. It's almost like saying that Justin Timberlake supports you.... is that supposed to be a good thing? Celebrities are irrelevant. People should ignore their existence.

Sorry but celebrities are relevant. Look at the impact Oprah has been having for Obama.

The US presidential contest is in part a cult personality contest and Huckabee realises this. Huck's academic background is in communications and he knows that how you say something is as important as what you say. Huck has obviously put a considerable amount of money into the production of his TV ads and I believe it is this packaging as a true blue good ole boy pastor with his macho born again mascot that has allowed him to carve out his place amongst the Christian right. The issues are just a means to Huckabee's end which is the excercise of power to assuage his ego.

Huckabees core supporters will never vote for Ron - they are perfectly happy with the United States trying to impose it's will on the rest of the world.

 

[unklejman]

Hey at least it's Chuck Norris and not Kirk Cameron.... >shudder<

 

[robofx]

Maybe Ron Paul should have gotten the fat girl from the facts of life to endorse him?

Better yet, Martin Sheen.

"I'm not the President Of The United States, but I convincingly played one on TV. And I support Ron Paul."

 

[Zym]

We need to find Ron Paul a mascot. V wouldn't be a good idea, I don't think. I can see the headlines now...

But it would be neat if Ron Paul had someone who could roundhouse kick anyone who doesn't vote for him!

Clint Eastwood is a libertarian, we need to get Clint. Clint would kick Chucks ass SOOOOOOO easily!

 

[Join The Paul Side]

Smuckabee is on FOX right now with Chuck Norris....who the HELL is Chuck Norris to give us political advice?? It's freakin stupid.

Maybe he has Chuck with him because he is scared Ron Paul is gonna kick his ass for stealing his views.

 

[exformation]

Chuck Norris jokes got old 4 years ago. What pull does he have anymore?