Ronin
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Huckabee must have took literally "The Alphabet of Manliness" by Maddox
One time, CN read a news piece about some guy who was given a death penalty for treason. Treason is especially offensive to CN because he embodies everything that is, was, or ever will be American. Chuck Norris loves America so much that when he gets interrupted during sec, he gets red, white, and blue balls. So when Chuck read about this traitor, he killed himself, went to hell and ripped the guy's face off and uses it as a loincloth to this day. Chuck then resurrected himself, went to lunch, and paid for his food using exact change.
In the evening, Chuck Norris likes to sit in the dark and silently pray that his enemies get cancer.
This concludes a day in the life of the grates American ever to live.
One time, CN read a news piece about some guy who was given a death penalty for treason. Treason is especially offensive to CN because he embodies everything that is, was, or ever will be American. Chuck Norris loves America so much that when he gets interrupted during sec, he gets red, white, and blue balls. So when Chuck read about this traitor, he killed himself, went to hell and ripped the guy's face off and uses it as a loincloth to this day. Chuck then resurrected himself, went to lunch, and paid for his food using exact change.
In the evening, Chuck Norris likes to sit in the dark and silently pray that his enemies get cancer.
This concludes a day in the life of the grates American ever to live.