Is The New Barbie Movie (Accidentally) 'Based'?

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I haven't seen it, but a lot of people on the right are saying the Barbie movie is "based", some calling it "accidentally based".

This is a PG-13 movie, not appropriate for little kids.

The movie makers claimed it was a fun movie for everyone after some people came out saying that it was a pro-feminist film once the preview had been released and conservatives were ready to let loose when it premiered, and many have.. not surprisingly, calling it a terrible pro-feminist anti-patriarchy movie.

Yet others on the right are saying it was "based" or "accidentally based".

The movie opens with a scene reminiscent of the famous ape scene from 2001: A Space Odyssey. A bunch of very young girls are in a rock field, all playing with baby dolls, when suddenly a giant Barbie doll towers over them like the giant monolith - promising the little girls ageless beauty, sexiness, parties, birth control and whatever career they want. The little girls begin literally smashing their baby dolls to pieces on the rocks, trading in a life of having and raising children for independence, hook-up culture, career-life and the illusion that they will be desired by men indefinitely. Most importantly, not having to depend on men for resources in order to live lavish lives in their younger years and the illusion that they can just put off having children until "later".

Of course, in Barbie world, all of the construction workers are women. But this makes complete sense, because nothing "works". Barbie takes a shower by standing in a fake shower and proclaiming that she is "taking a shower!" when there is no water coming out of the shower head. When Barbie goes to the real world, all the construction workers are men, and everything actually works, including the shower heads.

In Barbie world, the Kens are all oppressed, they don't do anything besides maybe having a party on the beach. They don't have jobs and certainly don't have any skills. Everything they do is at the behest of the Barbies. Of course, "Pregnant Barbie" has been discontinued.

When Ken goes with Barbie into the real world, he tries to get a good job to make money and impress Barbie. Being a white male, with all this white male privilege, this should be easy, Ken thinks. He goes out and applies to be a doctor, but finds out he doesn't have the education. He tries to become a businessman but finds out he has no experience. As he steps down the economic ladder to more menial jobs that pay very little, he still isn't hired because he literally has no skills, experience or education.

At some point, Barbie tells Ken to stop trying to impress her, essentially to stop "simping" for her. All Ken wants is Barbie, but she has no interest in him.

The film uses the word "patriarchy" to describe the real world multiple times, yet when Barbie has the option of going back to the matriarchal fake world of Barbie land, she chooses to stay in the "patriarchy" of the real world.


Stefan Molyneux gives a pretty good review of the film here if you're interested in more:

https://freedomain.locals.com/upost/4331276/barbie-the-freedomain-movie-review
 
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The Critical Drinker says it is man hating trash.

"I don't think this movie is saying what they meant it to say." He also used the word "paradox". He noticed too. He was just drunk and already pissed by then.

That said, I agree with him about not taking little girls to see it. Which makes it pretty cruel, considering how many are drawn to anything Barbie like a magnet. On that note, I'm as pissed as he, and I'm not drunk.
 
"I don't think this movie is saying what they meant it to say." He also used the word "paradox". He noticed too. He was just drunk and already pissed by then.

That said, I agree with him about not taking little girls to see it. Which makes it pretty cruel, considering how many are drawn to anything Barbie like a magnet. On that note, I'm as pissed as he, and I'm not drunk.

Very true
 


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The deal I had to make with the wife to go see Sound of Freedom was that we would go see this, so unfortunately I can speak about it from actually seeing it. First, let me state the obvious. This was designed for 10-14 year old girls. I doubt anyone reading this is in the target demographic.

As was mentioned above, in Barbie land everything is fake and doesn't actually work. It's a matriarchy because it's basically ment to be the summation of the stories from when all the little girls play with their Barbies. In the real world, the supposed patriarchy doesn't really work out for Ken the way it's advertised. A female doctor tells him to go pound sand without any credentials, even though he's an attractive young white man. He goes back to Barbieland and takes over society there and turns it into an actual patriarchy. Things didn't work any better. It wasn't until the end where both the men and women realized that both are important, that things became functional.

I wonder if this is like the Matrix, where the woke production staff are too stupid to understand what the writers actually wrote into the movie, because it actually showed how necessary a conventional man and woman relationship is for the world to function.
 
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I wonder if this is like the Matrix, where the woke production staff are too stupid to understand what the writers actually wrote into the movie, because it actually showed how necessary a conventional man and woman relationship is for the world to function.

Well, you didn't just take a hit for your daughters, you took one for the team. Thanks for reporting the good news.
 
The deal I had to make with the wife to go see Sound of Freedom was that we would go see this, so unfortunately I can speak about it from actually seeing it. First, let me state the obvious. This was designed for 10-14 year old girls. I doubt anyone reading this is in the target demographic.

As was mentioned above, in Barbie land everything is fake and doesn't actually work. It's a matriarchy because it's basically ment to be the summation of the stories from when all the little girls play with their Barbies. In the real world, the supposed patriarchy doesn't really work out for Ken the way it's advertised. A female doctor tells him to go pound sand without any credentials, even though he's an attractive young white man. He goes back to Barbieland and takes over society there and turns it into an actual patriarchy. Things didn't work any better. It wasn't until the end where both the men and women realized that both are important, that things became functional.

I wonder if this is like the Matrix, where the woke production staff are too stupid to understand what the writers actually wrote into the movie, because it actually showed how necessary a conventional man and woman relationship is for the world to function.

Ken's patriarchy worked.
In the end the barbies do not create equality, they reimposed matriarchy.

It's a feminist nightmare.
But it shows what a nightmare feminism is.
 
My Barbie was a bitch and whore she used Ken to present a front of normalcy. She was constantly maxing out Ken's credit cards while hooking up with GI Joe behind Ken's back.She also used her best friend Midge and her little sister Skipper to cover her lies. GI Joe eventually cut her off because being a military man and a man of honor he came to realize that messing with another man's woman created some bad Karma for him and the other man. Barbie was devastated by GI Joe's rejection while Ken acted as though nothing was going on. GI Joe went to Ken and apologized to Ken and asked him if there was anything at all that he could do to make amends. Barbie accidentally drove herself off a cliff in her over priced sports car because of her distraction in over thinking her situation. Ken generously split the insurance money with GI Joe , they shook hands and went off to live their next adventure
 
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