Hundreds of thousands of Master's degree holders, PhDs on food stamps

[MelissaWV]

I should move into your town! EVERYBODY LISTEN, BLUE COLLAR JOB OPPORTUNITIES MAKING BANK IN MELISSA'S CITY

Most university towns have similar opportunities (hint: the people living in houses have money, but few brains). Of course, it means seeing some really nasty stuff, but do a search for handyman services. It's all about volume.

•Baseboard
•Cabinets/Counters
•Caulking
•Ceiling Repair
•Ceramic Tile Repair
•Chair rail
•Complete Bathroom Remodeling
•Counter Tops
•Countertop replacements
•Crown Molding
•Doors & Handles
•Drywall repaired
•Exhaust Fans
•Faucets replaced or installed
•Floor & wall tile installed or repaired
•Floor covering (carpet, ceramic tile and vinyl)
•Flooring
•Grout installed or repaired
•Medicine cabinet or Mirrors
•Painting
•Plastering
•Re-caulking Tubs
•Repair simple leaks
•Replace toilet seats
•Shoe molding and quarter round
•Shower doors installed
•Shower rods
•Sink replaced or installed
•Soap dish holder
•Toilet paper holder replaced
•Toilets installed or replaced Vanities
•Towel rack hung
•Vanity replaced, or fixed
•Vent fans installed
•Wainscoting
•Wall paper removed and installed

Thank God... installing that toilet paper holder was really a brain teaser. And changing out a toilet seat? How can someone be expected to do something so difficult!!!

This guy will also put together that bookcase you bought, or REPLACE A LIGHTBULB. Deathly serious. While he's up there he'll replace the battery in your smoke detector.

... I wish I were joking.

 

[MRK]

Most university towns have similar opportunities (hint: the people living in houses have money, but few brains). Of course, it means seeing some really nasty stuff, but do a search for handyman services. It's all about volume.



Thank God... installing that toilet paper holder was really a brain teaser. And changing out a toilet seat? How can someone be expected to do something so difficult!!!

This guy will also put together that bookcase you bought, or REPLACE A LIGHTBULB. Deathly serious. While he's up there he'll replace the battery in your smoke detector.

... I wish I were joking.

Woot! Gotta love btown

 

[Tpoints]

Most university towns have similar opportunities (hint: the people living in houses have money, but few brains). Of course, it means seeing some really nasty stuff, but do a search for handyman services. It's all about volume.



Thank God... installing that toilet paper holder was really a brain teaser. And changing out a toilet seat? How can someone be expected to do something so difficult!!!

This guy will also put together that bookcase you bought, or REPLACE A LIGHTBULB. Deathly serious. While he's up there he'll replace the battery in your smoke detector.

... I wish I were joking.

How many white collars does it take to change a lightbulb?

 

[Aeroneous]

How many white collars does it take to change a lightbulb?

I'll tackle that question once I'm done figuring out the perpetuity and net present value on the energy savings for that new light bulb. Oh and once I finish that I've got to give a yes man style presentation to the Chief Bulb Officer... the big man has to decide stuff like this. Maybe one day I'll make that kind of money.