Funniest Commercials Ever

"I'm usually a little dubious of TV doctors, but this is advice I can live with! I'm passing this on because it worked for me today... Dr Oz on TV said that to reach inner peace we should always finish things we start, and we all could use more calm in our lives.

I looked around my house to find things I'd started and hadn't finished, so I finished off a bottle of Merlot, a bottle of Chardonnay, a bodle of Baileys, a butle of wum, tha mainder of Valiuminun scriptins, an a box a chocletz. Yu haf no idr how fablus I feel rite now.

Sned this to all who need inner piss. An telum u luvum. Wuv U gies ! !
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From http://www.realityzone.com/currentperiod.html
 
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"He once had an awkward moment -- just to see how it feels."

"He lives vicariously -- through himself."

On careers: "Find out what it is in life that you don't do well -- and then don't do that thing."

"He can speak French -- In Russian."





 
Nice! Thanks.

And this is how they made it:

[video=youtube;msumaGL_wwQ]http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=msumaGL_wwQ[/video]
 
An attractive blonde from Cork, Ireland arrived at the casino. She seemed a little intoxicated and bet twenty-thousand Euros on a single roll of the dice. She said, 'I hope you don't mind, but I feel much luckier when I'm completely nude'. With that, she stripped off her clothes, rolled the dice and with an Irish brogue yelled, 'Come on, baby, Mama needs new clothes!'

As the dice came to a stop, she jumped up and down and squealed...'YES! YES! I WON, I WON!' She hugged each of the dealers and then picked up her winnings and her clothes and quickly departed.

The dealers stared at each other dumbfounded. Finally, one of them asked, 'What did she roll?' The other answered, 'I don't know - I thought you were watching.'

(From
http://www.realityzone.com/currentperiod.html)
 



Hey! Come on. They say it was faked.

Does look pretty real though and though I like cats I still can't help laughing.

Here. Lets play them down Keyboard Cat.

 
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