Funniest Commercials Ever

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This is not funny, but simply amazing!

 

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US CASH FLOW MADE SIMPLE
2011 Sep 21 from Dennis Schliewe
This is so simple a third grader can understand it. But Politicians can't, so pay attention to who you vote for in the next election:

US TAX REVENUE: $2,170,000,000,000 (TRILLION)
FED BUDGET: $3,820,000,000,000 (TRILLION)
NEW DEBT: $1,650,000,000,000 (TRILLION)
NATIONAL DEBT: $14,271,000,000,000 (TRILLION)
RECENT BUDGET CUT: $38,500,000,000 (BILLION)

Now let's remove 8 zeros and pretend it's a household budget.

ANNUAL FAMILY INCOME: $21,700
MONEY THE FAMILY SPENT: $38,200
NEW DEBT ON THE CREDIT CARD: $16,500
OWED BALANCE ON CREDIT CARD: $142,710
TOTAL BUDGET CUTS: $385

 

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Jay Leno on the Constitution

Jay said, "They keep talking about drafting a Constitution for Iraq. Why don't we just give them ours? It was written by a lot of really smart guys, it's worked for over 200 years, and [heck], we're not using it anymore."

 

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Turbo Encabulator




http://biggeekdad.com/2010/11/turbo-encabulator/

 

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[Revolution9]

This is not funny, but simply amazing!

Wow!

Rev9

 

[Revolution9]

Turbo Encabulator




http://biggeekdad.com/2010/11/turbo-encabulator/

Brilliant! My balatronics enhanced bozometric telemetry set to autoblither technobabble detection mode nearly blew it's multisyllabator recursion coil due to hypercapacitance in it's fibrillation crankcase metacircuit due to ablative velocity of the plasmic dendrite overhibition.

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[Foundation_Of_Liberty]

Sweet, rev9! You could write this stuff!

 

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Dubai in the fog. Rare view from top of skyscraper Burj Khalifa. Click to enlarge

 

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Three contractors are bidding to fix a broken fenceat the White House. One is from Chicago, another is from Tennessee, and the third is from Minnesota. All three go with a White House official to examine the fence.

The Minnesota contractor takes out a tape measure and does some measuring, then works some figures with a pencil. "Well," he says, "I figure the job will run about $900: $400 for materials, $400 for my crew and $100 profit for me."

The Tennessee contractor also does some measuring and figuring, then says, "I can do this job for $700: $300 for materials, $300 for my crew and $100 profit for me."

The Chicago contractor doesn't measure or figure, but leans over to the White House official and whispers, "$2,700." The official, incredulous, says, "You didn't even measure like the other guys! How did you come up with such a high figure?"

The Chicago contractor whispers back, "$1000 for me, $1000 for you, and we hire the guy from Tennessee to fix the fence." "Done!" replies the government official.

And that, my friends, is the economics of government projects.

From http://www.realityzone.com/currentperiod.html

 

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[video=youtube;0mhDs3YKqRk]http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_profilepage&v=0mhDs3YKqRk[/video]

 

[youngbuck]

Turbo Encabulator




http://biggeekdad.com/2010/11/turbo-encabulator/

Here's a funny followup to that one:

 

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Nice! Thanks!!! I feel smarter already!

 

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DEBT LIMIT - A GUIDE TO AMERICAN FEDERAL DEBT MADE EASY.

 

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Another classic

 

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