FBI surrounds house of student following sightings of him w/ pressure cooker

Always been curious. You ever ski the keweenaw? I am way down in chicago, so it would be a haul for me to go there, but the skiing looked pretty good especially at Mount Bohemia?

Ski? No.
I do my best to stay upright in the snow.

When I am out in it I'm there because I have to be,, not because I want to.
 
I got this off Costco dot com recently. Works great. BUT, I now guess I better shelter it in place!

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Woah woah woah there. I think we have a case of "she who smelt it dealt it" here!

How does this woman know what color bullets are, HMMMM!?!?!?

AHA! Found the REAL terr'ist!
 
uh huh...ok...sure. Now let me see here...a brown shinned middle eastern dude takes that advice about being more 'careful'....now he puts it in a box. Woman now calls the FBI about a 'middle eastern' person walking around with a 'box', and 'looks' suspicious. Cops show up. ''what are you hiding in that box?''...''fuck me, its a PRESSURE COOKER!''....the rest you can figure out...

Well, you just can't win can you?
 
Holy Shit....Your neighbor going to turn your ass in so fast it's ridiculous.

I dare one of you to go to the store and buy 2 cart fulls of pressure cookers. I don't think you'll make it to the fucking parking lot. You'd probably be shot on site when 3 cops command, "Put your hands up!!!" "Get everything out of your pockets!!" "get down on the ground with hands behind your back"

He's not listening!! SHOOT HIM!!!
 
why havent we banned pressure cookers yet !? we should do that for the children.
 
Acme Online Pressure Cooker 2 for one sale.

Contract agreement to enter site.

Must be over 21.
Must be of natural born American, Caucasian and Protestant decent.


Because, truthfully, we really truly WANT a Caucasian American of Protestant decent to use our cookers as weapons. PLEEEEAse.
 
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