FBI surrounds house of student following sightings of him w/ pressure cooker

[Anti Federalist]

Wow I never thought they would actually make a big deal out of pressure cookers. I thought it would always be a joke, but apparently now we're paranoid because some foreigner was holding a pressure cooker. What mad witch hunt this is.

Also, "bullet-colored"??? Freaking serious? Somebody please tell me this is satire.

Are you mocking the system put in place to keep you safe, Mundane?

You are reported.

 

[camp_steveo]

Jesus fucking Christ...we really have gone insane.

Fuck it, Imma gonna go get drunk, I can't stand it anymore.

Fuck it me too

 

[ghengis86]

Jesus fucking Christ...we really have gone insane.

Fuck it, Imma gonna go get drunk, I can't stand it anymore.

Yep...doing the same thing. A little whiskey and working in the garden sounds best right now. Probably should make it bigger.. Fuck everybody else. The world has gone insane.

 

[pcosmar]

Yep...doing the same thing. A little whiskey and working in the garden sounds best right now. Probably should make it bigger.. Fuck everybody else. The world has gone insane.

I am hoping it is Tax Free whiskey.
It's the American way.

 

[phill4paul]

I am hoping it is Tax Free whiskey.
It's the American way.

True American. Last of an dying breed. R.I.P. Sutton. Even unto death you lived life YOUR way.

 

[Anti Federalist]

Yep...doing the same thing. A little whiskey and working in the garden sounds best right now. Probably should make it bigger.. Fuck everybody else. The world has gone insane.

Playing around on the backhoe and opening up the camper.

Hey, Pete, you ever get Old Blue fixed?

 

[Anti Federalist]

True American. Last of an dying breed. R.I.P. Sutton. Even unto death you lived life YOUR way.

Fill me in...who is that?

 

[phill4paul]

Fill me in...who is that?

Marvin "Popcorn" Sutton. Legendary moonshiner. Committed suicide instead of going to Federal prison at the age of 62.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Marvin_Sutton

 

[pcosmar]

Playing around on the backhoe and opening up the camper.

Hey, Pete, you ever get Old Blue fixed?

Nope.Not yet. Was cleaning up the place after the snow melted,, But we are having a blizzard today. Snow,,blowing snow and 45 mph winds.

Gotta love the UP.

 

[phill4paul]

Nope.Not yet. Was cleaning up the place after the snow melted,, But we are having a blizzard today. Snow,,blowing snow and 45 mph winds.

Gotta love the UP.

Ouch. 72 degrees here and sunny. Think I'll stay in the south. Already have the garden in except for some just gifted heirloom tomatoes. Almanac says I should wait for Tues. before those transplants so guess some house painting today.

 

[Anti Federalist]

Marvin "Popcorn" Sutton. Legendary moonshiner. Committed suicide instead of going to Federal prison at the age of 62.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Marvin_Sutton

Well, sir, I raise a shot of (unadulterated, straight) Knob Creek in salute.

GodSpeed brother, hope he's with the Angel Band now.

Too bad he couldn't have sent a few of the fuckers straight to hell before he left.

 

[dannno]

Officers said that two days earlier that a woman had seen him walking out of his apartment carrying the pressure cooker pot, which was described as ‘bullet coloured’.

You mean like

??

 

[JK/SEA]

uh huh...ok...sure. Now let me see here...a brown shinned middle eastern dude takes that advice about being more 'careful'....now he puts it in a box. Woman now calls the FBI about a 'middle eastern' person walking around with a 'box', and 'looks' suspicious. Cops show up. ''what are you hiding in that box?''...''fuck me, its a PRESSURE COOKER!''....the rest you can figure out...

 

[thoughtomator]

Wait, was this a regular pressure cooker or an assault pressure cooker? If it was painted black it would fall under the APCB (assault pressure cooker ban).

 

[phill4paul]

uh huh...ok...sure. Now let me see here...a brown shinned middle eastern dude takes that advice about being more 'careful'....now he puts it in a box. Woman now calls the FBI about a 'middle eastern' person walking around with a 'box', and 'looks' suspicious. Cops show up. ''what are you hiding in that box?''...''fuck me, its a PRESSURE COOKER!''....the rest you can figure out...

Should have filed for a transportation of pressure cooker license.

 

[Anti Federalist]

Nope.Not yet. Was cleaning up the place after the snow melted,, But we are having a blizzard today. Snow,,blowing snow and 45 mph winds.

Gotta love the UP.

Holy smoke...that's harsh, even for me.

 

[Dr.3D]

Should have filed for a transportation of pressure cooker license.

His biggest problem was that it was open carry. If he had only had it hidden in a box, there would probably never have been the panic.

 

[jclay2]

Nope.Not yet. Was cleaning up the place after the snow melted,, But we are having a blizzard today. Snow,,blowing snow and 45 mph winds.

Gotta love the UP.

Always been curious. You ever ski the keweenaw? I am way down in chicago, so it would be a haul for me to go there, but the skiing looked pretty good especially at Mount Bohemia?

 

[phill4paul]

His biggest problem was that it was open carry. If he had only had it hidden in a box, there would probably never have been the panic.

True dat.

 

[John F Kennedy III]

It's a fucking pressure cooker. It is sold at most retail stores. Oh, but it was "bullet colored." SMFH.

I'm with AF. Oh noes it is a Sunday and in these here parts it's a mortal sin to sell liquor today. SMFH. Roll another one....................

Better roll seven. I'll be there in an hour.