Continuous Ron Paul and Plane Story Game

[SnappleLlama]

Just then, Barbara Bush comes up from business class and yells, "Just how long is this g-damn flight, anyway?!"

 

[Dary]

Just then an airline attendant rushed into the cockpit.

“Mr. President, Mr. President!”

“What did you call me?”, he wondered aloud.

“Mr. President!, There is some drunk guy in 3B claiming to be Jack Bauer!”

Seeing the drunken man seated in 3B Ron Paul / Batman yelled, “Why you’re not Jack Bauer, you’re Tom Tancredo!”

"Please sit down Mrs. Bush, and shut up!"

 

[Mopsus]

Dr. Paul while bouncing the twins (whom the grateful mother named Ron and Paul) on his knees, calmy turned to Barbara Bush and asked her to sit down and shut up or she'd feel the wrath of his newly polished speculum at 30,000 ft.

 

[acptulsa]

Meanwhile the remaining engine, despite being the left hand engine, decided it was tired of giving its all according to its ability just for a bunch of shmucks in need, and threatened to go on strike.

 

[iiguns]

During all the commotion, Bernanke and Greenspan crawl in pain, both bleeding from crotch to the service elevator. The doors slides open "swish" out comes a gruesome, gory distorted finger. The Finger? Yes! it's the Finger of Hernry Paulson!!.. It was curled holding a pair of box cutters!!!! Bernanke & Greenspan grossed out by the sight of the finger, grab the box cutters! They start the crawl to the front of the airliner, box cutters in hand!... Dr. Ron Paul spots both of them, he knows he has no weapon to fend these two monsters off!!..."BOOM" the restroom door swings open!!! Out comes Lady Liberty, her composure back.
"After being nearly raped early by the two monsters" Looking down with her glaring eyes at the two monster.
She turns to Dr. Ron Paul and with a flick of her wrist... She flips the torch to Dr. Paul... The torch the weapon of liberty is now in Dr. Paul's hand.

 

[acptulsa]

Then the lizard woke up. With one side of his forked tongue, he told Ron Paul to light his dragon breath, and with the other he promised each of the passengers seventy virgins. Barbara Bush said, "Really?"

 

[Jeremy]

Ron Paul then stated saying the words of the Constitution and Chris Peden's pet lizard exploded.

 

[mstrmac1]

...With the plane spiraling out of control DR. Paul knew he needed to land the plane somewhere safe... Making a crash landing the plane ended up..............

 

[Jeremy]

The plane ended up hitting a flying bowling ball, it never landed and it was still flying. Just then, a passenger realized there was a snake on the plane.

 

[acptulsa]

The plane ended up hitting a flying bowling ball...

Did he just hijack the plane or the thread?

 

[mstrmac1]

far away on a remote island. Many passengers survived including the twins!!!!

 

[StereoPhile]

Founding Fathers

Meanwhile, in Pennsylvania, Ben Franklin was getting his kite experiment ready when he spotted the flying plane! Believing it was a dragon, he shot at it with his rifle, but to no avail. On the plane, Ron saw Ben on the ground, and decided to try landing. Maybe Ben could help them get back to the future...

 

[Jeremy]

... was the dream of a sleeping congressmen. He woke up and they were still in the air =o

 

[acptulsa]

Meanwhile, in Pennsylvania, Ben Franklin was getting his kite experiment ready when he spotted the flying plane! Believing it was a dragon, he shot at it with his rifle, but to no avail. On the plane, Ron saw Ben on the ground, and decided to try landing. Maybe Ben could help them get back to the future...

Ben Bernanke said, "Don't land! They're barbarians! They'll burn us as witches!

They'll burn you as a witch, beeyatch," Ron Paul replied. "And I'm more than tempted to help. What are you going to do for fuel, moron? How hard can you flap your arms? 'Don't land' is seriously short term thinking..." and rolled his eyes.