Continuous Ron Paul and Plane Story Game

[durden0]

In classic Hollywood fashion, a pregnant woman went into labor during the confusion. Paul delivered the baby, and then punched out a dozen communists.

That's gonna have to go in my signature LOL.

 

[torchbearer]

When do we get to the black helicopter part? Is that after the landing?

 

[LibertyInJeopardy]

The airlines had been pumping fake fuel from China into the tanks for years, becoming more diluted each flight, and as the elevation dropped the passengers could finally see how dire the situation really was. Ron Paul handed the baby back and strapped on his economic delta squad gear, hooked a cable up to the door, and stepped out to midair refuel the plane with a competing fuel...a small vial of ink from the pen that wrote the constitution (a supply of which Ron Paul always carries).

 

[durden0]

At this point they discovered the plane was too heavy and losing alititude, Ron quickly searched the plane and found Ben Bernanke and Alan Greenspan in the back of the plane sitting on thousands of pounds of counterfeit reserve notes.

 

[torchbearer]

The airlines had been pumping fake fuel from China into the tanks for years, becoming more diluted each flight, and as the elevation dropped the passengers could finally see how dire the situation really was. Ron Paul handed the baby back and strapped on his economic delta squad gear, hooked a cable up to the door, and stepped out to midair refuel the plane with a competing fuel...a small vial of ink from the pen that wrote the constitution (a supply of which Ron Paul always carries).

never-ending story-esque. Meet Gandulf.

 

[Jeremy]

Then Chris Peden was seen in the distance, riding on the back of a seagull. He was coming to make sure the plane wouldn't land! Oh no!

 

[LibertyInJeopardy]

(Sidenote) Everyone was a bit confused by McCain riding on top of the plane, waving his hat... Apparently, he thought he'd climbed aboard his first bomb headed for Iran.

 

[Jeremy]

McCain then jumped on Chris Peden's seagull, but even Chris Peden doesn't like McCain, so he yelled "get your own seagull" and McCain jumped down on to a fluffy white cloud. But Chris Peden wasn't done with the plane.

 

[NEPA_Revolution]

Leaping off his seagull commandered at gitmo Peden grabbed onto the back of the plane, but seeing there was trouble in the skies GML, Torchbearer and Ron Paul Hawaii launched the Ron Paul Rocket, flinging Peden off the side of the airplane and onto the ceiling of the federal reserve. The immense weight of Pedens hyperinflated poll numbers crushed the building, causing it to become a pile of fiat rubble.

 

[torchbearer]

Leaping off his seagull commandered at gitmo Peden grabbed onto the back of the plane, but seeing there was trouble in the skies GML, Torchbearer and Ron Paul Hawaii launched the Ron Paul Rocket, flinging Peden off the side of the airplane and onto the ceiling of the federal reserve. The immense weight of Pedens hyperinflated poll numbers crushed the building, causing it to become a pile of fiat rubble.

Ron Paul Air Force to the Rescue!

 

[yongrel]

Then Ron Paul turned into Batman...

 

[torchbearer]

Then Ron Paul turned into Batman...

 

[Paulfan05]

Ron Paul/batman pulls out his neocon repellent from his utility belt

 

[glts]

He checks the restroom because Bernanke and Greenspan go in there and he figures they are up to no good. Low and behold he is right they are trying to join the mile high club and with one kick he circumcises both of them.

 

[Dary]

Suddenly, and seeming out of nowhere, came the Ron Paul blimp.

 

[acptulsa]

Suddenly, and seeming out of nowhere, came the Ron Paul blimp....

...and Rep. Paul got an idea. With the plane losing altitude, he talked Edward Kennedy into making a speech. The resulting hot air in the cabin added buoyancy to the aircraft, and it began to climb...

 

[brandon]

...and Rep. Paul got an idea. With the plane losing altitude, he talked Edward Kennedy into making a speech. The resulting hot air in the cabin added buoyancy to the aircraft, and it began to climb...

As soon as the plane began ascending, the copilot ripped of his mask of human flesh revealing his oozing reptilian scales

 

[Jeremy]

In a raspy voice it said, "It is I, Chris Peden's pet lizard."

 

[acptulsa]

In a raspy voice it said, "It is I, Chris Peden's pet lizard."

"Kennedy's hot air feels good to my cold-blooded ass."

 

[Jeremy]

"And now is the end of you Ron. Ron Paul. Prepare to die you Ron Paul," he continued.