Continuous Ron Paul and Plane Story Game

[acptulsa]

...while with the other side of his forked tongue he promise peace and prosperity to the masses.

 

[Sandra]

Suddenly he realized nuclear warheads were strapped to the wings of the aircraft in B-52 fashion. "Oh My God", he muttered in a gutteral voice (much like Charlton Heston), "we're headed to Barksdale."

 

[Jeremy]

RP punched the attacking lizard as he realized he had to do everything to prevent the plane from crashing.

 

[acptulsa]

The lizard cried, "You'll not thwart my fiendish plan you do-goodnik kook!", while with the other side of his forked tongue he promised safety and security to the passengers.

 

[acptulsa]

I want to bump this thread, but it isn't my turn. How about this?

Suddenly...

 

[Jeremy]

Suddenly Ron Paul shouted "NOOOOOOOOOO." (like in that debate )

 

[Dary]

Suddenly...

...the Ron Paul blimp, designed primarily on the Worsley-Twist warp drive principle, ripped a hole in the space time continuum as the plane, though still on ascent but out of control, flew through the opening of the vortex.

Upon exiting the vortex, Ron Paul / Batman and his new reptilian copilot found themselves flying several thousand feet over old Philadelphia, star-date, July, 1776.

 

[Jeremy]

Shocked, the lizard passed out (again) and Ron Paul pushed him out of the way.

 

[acptulsa]

He grabbed the controls and began looking for a really, really big field.

 

[Jeremy]

However, the same women that had her child earlier was still in labor. Twins!

 

[Dary]

Seeing an open pasture ahead and close to independence hall, Ron Paul / Batman began his descent.

Subtle, almost unperceivable changes began to occur in the present day timeline.

 

[acptulsa]

Subtle, almost unperceivable changes began to occur in the present day timeline.

(Not that anyone would notice for a hundred years or so...)

 

[Jeremy]

He then delivered the woman's second twin and shouted "4002." However, when he turned back towards the windshield, something was coming right towards them....

 

[acptulsa]

It was Ben Franklin's turkey! After inventing deviled turkey, Ron Paul turned to the gauges and discovered that the right hand engine was stuffed and the plane was skewing to starboard!

 

[Dary]

One of the nuclear warheads began to break free. He had to put her down and he'd have to do it quick, as he thought to himself "where is Jack Bauer when you need him?".

 

[acptulsa]

He feathered his right hand engine (again) and began his descent.

 

[Patrick_Henry]

(this is just like my dream last night)

 

[yongrel]

And then Ron Paul remembered he was Batman...

 

[Jeremy]

And Jack Bauer yelled "here I am." But he was drunk, so he was of no use.

 

[acptulsa]

The plane was pulling to the right so hard, even with full left rudder he couldn't control it. Then he remembered--and yelled over his shoulder, "Shut up, Teddy Kennedy, you're even turning the aircraft into a conservative!"