Confessions of a drunk driver

There's a lot of messed up shit in America, but keeping drunk people off the road isn't one of them. If the only person risking death was the drunk driver, then I would say live it up - but it doesn't work that way.

If you're getting pissed off reading this, then you might want to go see what's up at an AA meeting.
 
There's a lot of messed up shit in America, but keeping drunk people off the road isn't one of them. If the only person risking death was the drunk driver, then I would say live it up - but it doesn't work that way.

If you're getting pissed off reading this, then you might want to go see what's up at an AA meeting.

How do you determine if someone is too drunk to drive and what do you propose to be the solution to keep them off the road? Do you believe anything over 1 beer is dangerous?
 
If you ask me, we need drowsy checks as well. No bags under the eyes. Third offense is a felony.

And I don't like talking on a phone when driving so I don't care. If someone is caught talking on the phone while driving they should take their phone, escort them home, and fine the shit of them./slippery statist speak.


Seriously, a few pages back, check out some of the stats. We are talking about such a significantly insignifcant number that I have trouble putting it into words.
 
FUCK A STATISTIC. STATistic. Yeah, and how is pig iron doing now, after the sixth three year plan?
 
If you ask me, we need drowsy checks as well. No bags under the eyes. Third offense is a felony.

And I don't like talking on a phone when driving so I don't care. If someone is caught talking on the phone while driving they should take their phone, escort them home, and fine the shit of them./slippery statist speak.


Seriously, a few pages back, check out some of the stats. We are talking about such a significantly insignifcant number that I have trouble putting it into words.

Zero Tolerance.

Text and Drive?
Jail for Five!

And since the entire system has access to your phone records now, it'll be no problem to get real time data to bust your ass.

We're Cracking Down, For Your Safety!
 
If you ask me, we need drowsy checks as well. No bags under the eyes. Third offense is a felony.

And I don't like talking on a phone when driving so I don't care. If someone is caught talking on the phone while driving they should take their phone, escort them home, and fine the shit of them./slippery statist speak.


Seriously, a few pages back, check out some of the stats. We are talking about such a significantly insignifcant number that I have trouble putting it into words.
Don't forget cell phone checks and car radio checks. And kids/pets in the car checks.
 
And LOL at the AA recommendation. With the recent group therapy I've been receiving here I suppose it only makes sense that people would know enough about me through 12 point to offer life advice. As some are quick to point out, I am slothful. I don't do steps.
 
Zero Tolerance.

Text and Drive?
Jail for Five!

And since the entire system has access to your phone records now, it'll be no problem to get real time data to bust your ass.

We're Cracking Down, For Your Safety!

"Litter and it will hurt" "Click it or ticket" ..........
 
And LOL at the AA recommendation. With the recent group therapy I've been receiving here I suppose it only makes sense that people would know enough about me through 12 point to offer life advice. As some are quick to point out, I am slothful. I don't do steps.

I just can't abide all the whining.
 
Whoever brought AA into these forums violated a tradition and should be ashamed of themselves.

Seriously. That is a program that saves lives and is taken very seriously. Pig. I don't actually possess the proper mastery of english to describe your transgression. Pig should do thou, yes pig, that will do.
 
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I just can't abide all the whining.
Yeah, holding yourself personally responsible is a no no. I've known a couple people who had success with it so I try not to knock it too hard. Whatever floats boats. It's definitely not for me though.

What that just reminded me of is that Half Baked scene where Dave Chappelle is at the NA meeting for weed. Lmao.
 
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We need random checkpoints for that.

Until we can mandate real time video and audio surveillance for the interior of every vehicle.
My driver's ed teacher predicted that cars would one day drive themselves on a track or something. Mandate that. Make the roads safer and stimulate the economy at the same time. ;)
 
Yeah, holding yourself personally responsible is a no no. I've known a couple people who had success with it so I try not to knock it too hard. Whatever floats boats. It's definitely not for me though.

What that just reminded me of is that Half Baked scene where Dave Chappelle is at the NA meeting for weed. Lmao.

Actually I'm just having a bit of fun. While it's not something for me, it's helped plenty of people who have serious drinking problems.
 
My driver's ed teacher predicted that cars would one day drive themselves on a track or something. Mandate that. Make the roads safer and stimulate the economy at the same time. ;)

There are these wondrous things called roller coasters. Sometimes they malfunction, leaving people hanging upside down at the top of loops. Sometimes they derail. Imagine the potential of hacking into such a system - kidnapping made simple. Then there is the audio and video monitoring, as it's inefficient for everybody to have their own car. I'm sure the virii and bacteria will love this arrangement also.

-t
 
slips, trips and falls are accidents. drinking and driving is a choice that puts others at risk.

if you make choices that put me and mine in danger, then I'm happy to see your ass get fined heavily. And if you do it again, I'm happy to see your ass lose its license to drive. And if you keep doing it, I'm quite happy to see your ass in jail for a good long while and I'll feel safer because of it.
 
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