ATTN RON PAUL CHICKS: i need a tent to sleep in (not even joking with this thread)

I think there is some shame in sleeping with a girl that is not your wife. At least there should be. Ron Paul wouldn't do it.

Do you own your wife? Is she your property? :D Do you own your partner? ;)

I suppose marriage is a contract? You've made a pact for life... :confused:

Dang.. talk about a loss of freedom... but hey, thats what you get when you want security ;)

I guess it depends on what you define "sleeping" as.
 
You're welcome to stay in a tent with me, but I hope you don't have allergies, because I'm bringing my best pal along as well. This is her:

Vicious%20Dog.jpg


Isn't she cute? By the way, she doesn't like males much as she was abused by one as a puppy, so I wouldn't make too many sudden movements. Or any movements at all for that matter.
 
You're welcome to stay in a tent with me, but I hope you don't have allergies, because I'm bringing my best pal along as well. This is her:

Vicious%20Dog.jpg


Isn't she cute? By the way, she doesn't like males much as she was abused by one as a puppy, so I wouldn't make too many sudden movements. Or any movements at all for that matter.


I hope you are not bringing that dog to the dairy farm. We are all in danger if you do.
 
You're welcome to stay in a tent with me, but I hope you don't have allergies, because I'm bringing my best pal along as well. This is her:

Vicious%20Dog.jpg


Isn't she cute? By the way, she doesn't like males much as she was abused by one as a puppy, so I wouldn't make too many sudden movements. Or any movements at all for that matter.

To help keep his movements down, ya might want to pack a nice jacket for Shemdogg:
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I hope you are not bringing that dog to the dairy farm. We are all in danger if you do.

It's a joke. Not actually my dog, and I won't actually be bringing my actual dog because she'd go ape around cows and all those other people.
 
I won't actually be bringing my actual dog...

Given how the majority of people here feel about you, I pity the fool who causes you to cry out for help. I'm quite sure he'd be more than willing to trade the resultant mob for one German Shephard.
 
Given how the majority of people here feel about you, I pity the fool who causes you to cry out for help. I'm quite sure he'd be more than willing to trade the resultant mob for one German Shephard.

I doubt I'll have any problems. :p
 
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