ATTN RON PAUL CHICKS: i need a tent to sleep in (not even joking with this thread)

We should also ponder the wisdom of Washington's less famous wit at the Siege of Boston,

"Private Maxwell, I do not care care whether Smith stinks. If I command you to share a tent with him, you shall share a tent with him."

Given strategic timing in the relevant context (i.e. the weekend of the Rally), that could be T-shirt-quality ideology right there. T-shirts that sell. :p


And last time I checked, calling the ladies "such-and-such chicks" stopped working for initiation of conversation after the 7th grade.
 
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You're welcome to stay in a tent with me, but I hope you don't have allergies, because I'm bringing my best pal along as well. This is her:

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Isn't she cute? By the way, she doesn't like males much as she was abused by one as a puppy, so I wouldn't make too many sudden movements. Or any movements at all for that matter.

He might make some movements after seeing that dog.
 
I do not understand your delimma dogg. You want to share a tent with a female because you do not want to carry a tent onboard a plane? most one person tents can be bought and stored easily so why would it be an issue. I work in retail and a tent for one person is really pretty darn cheap so if you are willing to give people money then it is not a financial issue. So if it isn't an inconvieniance issue and it is not a financial issue then what is the issue?

Since I am not seeing anything you could not do easily to bring a tent then it must be some weird issue, if I were a female there would be no way in hell I would go for this.
 
I do not understand your delimma dogg. You want to share a tent with a female because you do not want to carry a tent onboard a plane? most one person tents can be bought and stored easily so why would it be an issue. I work in retail and a tent for one person is really pretty darn cheap so if you are willing to give people money then it is not a financial issue. So if it isn't an inconvieniance issue and it is not a financial issue then what is the issue?

Since I am not seeing anything you could not do easily to bring a tent then it must be some weird issue, if I were a female there would be no way in hell I would go for this.

Weird. No quite normal for a male of his age. He is tired of Rosie, Rosie da Palm.
 
disclaimer: mods i don't mean to be on some malicious shit with this thread, just gimme a chance here

predicament: iight so here's what's up. i'm flyin out for this rally and am gonna camp out with yall

here's the problem: i aint finna bring any tents or sleeping bags on a damn plane

i need someone to lend me a corner of a tent or suttin that i can put my bag in and i can sleep in if it rains

i'm not tryin to rape anyone, and i don't imagine i'd be sleepin thru these nights. i'm thinkin i'll be on some drunkin cow tipping shit or just up hangin with ron paul people (read chicks) pretty much til it's light out.

so yeah, i can throw you a few bucks, buy you beer, food, w/e

i don't really need a pillow or blankets, i'm sure i can scrub that shit easier from random ass people

[ghey] stalkers please don't reply. like i said, i'm not a rapist myself. i wish i'd been with this forum longer so yall could eTrust me a lil more. but yeah...

PM me or holla @ ya boy up in this thread if you need anymore details about me

pc

8 years of scouting, tenting with males, no homosexual activity ever attempted on me. Homophobic or something?
 
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