ATTN RON PAUL CHICKS: i need a tent to sleep in (not even joking with this thread)

[muzzled dogg]

You are being pretty irrational with all the cussing and 'Don't give a %$^&' attitude.

how is cussing irrational? how do i have a dun give a fuck attitude?

I don't think any ladies are going to take your offer honestly. I wouldn't share a tent with a guy I didn't know.

i hope for my sake that you're wrong

stop at target when you get there and buy a $20 land pimple and a $10 blanket. problem solved.

I understand not wanting to share your personal space with another dood, but you can solve this problem without creeping out the few female RPers that exist here.

not a bad idea

& apologies to anyone i creeped out

Dave Chappelle's Great Moments in Hook-Up History: The Platonic Sleepover

lol classic shit tho

too funny, just get there and work it out....btw......bad attitudes and cussing wouldn't get you in MY tent.......

no bad attitude here. them words are jus how i talk. fuck the church and govt for turning them into devil words

 

[The One]

shemdogg, joseph and The One, etc.

We need a chip in to get these guys laid so they stop harassing the few RP girls out there.

WTF? How did I get dragged into this shit?

 

[The One]

Word.

I'm hurt, my little .... Just because I rock doesn't mean I'm made of stone.

 

[acptulsa]

I'm hurt, my little...

It has been my experience that blondes prefer gentlemen.

 

[muzzled dogg]

We should all ponder the wisdom of Franklin's famous wit at the signing of the Declaration of Independence,

"We must all hang together, or assuredly we shall all hang separately"


ya digg?

 

[SnappleLlama]

It has been my experience that blondes prefer gentlemen.

It's true! I'd share my tent with Dr. Paul any day (or night)....rrrrrawwwl!!!

 

[LibertyEagle]

Shem,

Well then, shack up with a "dood".

Ya dig?

 

[muzzled dogg]

shit man i might have to

 

[ARealConservative]

I don't think any guy would be too accommodating either.

If you were being honest in your request it would make you a bit of a "weirdo" but that isn't the case here anyway.

This is all shtick, for what purpose I have no idea.

 

[muzzled dogg]

for the purpose of not having to sleep in a barn with organic dairy cows

 

[Cinderella]

shem where in mass are u from??

 

[Kade]

You are going about this all the wrong way...

Seriously, wtf is this thread?

 

[weslinder]

We should all ponder the wisdom of Franklin's famous wit at the signing of the Declaration of Independence,

We should also ponder the wisdom of Washington's less famous wit at the Siege of Boston,

"Private Maxwell, I do not care care whether Smith stinks. If I command you to share a tent with him, you shall share a tent with him."

 

[JosephTheLibertarian]

disclaimer: mods i don't mean to be on some malicious shit with this thread, just gimme a chance here

predicament: iight so here's what's up. i'm flyin out for this rally and am gonna camp out with yall

here's the problem: i aint finna bring any tents or sleeping bags on a damn plane

i need someone to lend me a corner of a tent or suttin that i can put my bag in and i can sleep in if it rains

i'm not tryin to rape anyone, and i don't imagine i'd be sleepin thru these nights. i'm thinkin i'll be on some drunkin cow tipping shit or just up hangin with ron paul people (read chicks) pretty much til it's light out.

so yeah, i can throw you a few bucks, buy you beer, food, w/e

i don't really need a pillow or blankets, i'm sure i can scrub that shit easier from random ass people

[ghey] stalkers please don't reply. like i said, i'm not a rapist myself. i wish i'd been with this forum longer so yall could eTrust me a lil more. but yeah...

PM me or holla @ ya boy up in this thread if you need anymore details about me

pc

why only chicks?

 

[sidster]

for the purpose of not having to sleep in a barn with organic dairy cows

why only chicks?

cause he doesn't care for cows? you're not paying attention

 

[acptulsa]

cause he doesn't care for cows? you're not paying attention

Bull!

 

[JosephTheLibertarian]

cause he doesn't care for cows? you're not paying attention

I have add. That's my excuse.

 

[Perry]

disclaimer: mods i don't mean to be on some malicious shit with this thread, just gimme a chance here

predicament: iight so here's what's up. i'm flyin out for this rally and am gonna camp out with yall

here's the problem: i aint finna bring any tents or sleeping bags on a damn plane

i need someone to lend me a corner of a tent or suttin that i can put my bag in and i can sleep in if it rains

i'm not tryin to rape anyone, and i don't imagine i'd be sleepin thru these nights. i'm thinkin i'll be on some drunkin cow tipping shit or just up hangin with ron paul people (read chicks) pretty much til it's light out.

so yeah, i can throw you a few bucks, buy you beer, food, w/e

i don't really need a pillow or blankets, i'm sure i can scrub that shit easier from random ass people

[ghey] stalkers please don't reply. like i said, i'm not a rapist myself. i wish i'd been with this forum longer so yall could eTrust me a lil more. but yeah...

PM me or holla @ ya boy up in this thread if you need anymore details about me

pc

At least you are straight up. Good grief though man capitalize your letters and add some commas and periods!
Since you are so obvious I'm sure you'll find some desperate "chick" to bang.

 

[Conza88]

Look... my advice.
There's got to be someone else you know who is going... you ever attend a meetup group?
Anyway; suss out your connections... because no chick in their right mind is going to let you crash in the same domain, when you haven't already met, or has no idea who the hell you are...

So = go to the event with loose plans of sleeping under a car, and doing it tough. Think of it as an adventure. I myself can put my body on the line, always see it as a challenge. Sleeping on floors etc if necessary... if you're going solo, just befriend some people down there.. Shouldn't be too damn hard at all.. there'll all ron paul supporters..

"Do you also want to get rid of the Federal Reserve?" lmfao.. seems like a good pick up line. Hahah Side note: has anyone done that thread? How to pick up a Ron Paul supporter? seems like some people need some advice

Now, if all else fails... tell the truth; you love RP so much, you had to come - but you couldn't manage to get a tent onto the plane. Then ask if you can sleep under their car. Out of sympathy... you'll more than likely get an upgrade from that situation.

Eh, what are the temperatures like? How about a night under the stars, with a booze jacket on?

 

[KenInMontiMN]

At least you are straight up. Good grief though man capitalize your letters and add some commas and periods!
Since you are so obvious I'm sure you'll find some desperate "chick" to bang.

LOL, if nothing else the working girls will all be flockin' to town that week by all reports! But the Mdewakanton Dakotah do have a teepee all set up for Shemdogg if he wants it, down there near Prior Lake. That band is a remnant of what remains in the state from the Sioux uprising, mostly descendents the collaborators by the way. The bad guys that avoided the noose in the nations largest group execution for the most part got shipped down to a res in Nebraska.