American Baseball Bats Selling Fast in the UK

Lol funny the country we fought a revolutionary war to free ourselves from can now use the bats that our own fellow citizens in Kalifornia are banned from using.
 
I should of got in early and bought up some stocks in Louisville Slugger .
 
lol @ the comment from the #1 seller:

5 Star comment:

5.0 out of 5 stars Cuts looters off at the knees
This bat is perfectly weighted and will suit any UK shop-owner looking to protect their property.

Thanks to the ergonomic handle, one easy swing should be enough to shatter patellas, skulls or any other bone on your targeted looter. Personally, I would recommend also investing in some fingerless gloves for extra grip.



Thats great, but what will you do when a criminal walks in with a gun?
 
My brother bought one about a year ago. Easier to swing than a cricket bat I suppose...

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Must the world associate our passtime hobbies with violence?

Not good for our image that is already tarnished due to Iraq and Afghanistan sports.
 
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Alex Jones had the Watsons on today urging everyone in London to buy baseball bats and hammer nails through them. HA! Who the hell would want to live in a densely populated city without a gun??
 
I still have some motorcycle and lacrosse gear sitting around in the closet, maybe I'll hang on to it a bit longer.
 
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