Those "Profiling" emails...
You've probably all gotten that email sent from a Neocon lover that lists all the terrorist and/or criminal acts that were done by Muslims between age 17-40.
I made a response to that email targeting Christians, but I can do it with any group; religious, racial, employment status, etc
d. A Muslim male extremist between the ages of 17 and 40
No, I really don't see a pattern here to justify profiling, do you?
So, to ensure we Americans and Canadians never offend anyone, particularly fanatics intent on killing us, airport security screeners will no longer be allowed to profile certain people. They must conduct random searches of 80-year-old women, little kids, airline pilots with proper identification, secret agents who are members of the President's security detail, 85-year old Congressmen with metal hips, and Medal of Honor winner and former Governor Joe Foss, but leave Muslim Males between the ages 17 and 40 alone lest they be guilty of profiling.
Bill, These kinds of emails I call collectivist Profiling. It is just plain wrong in so many ways. People are individuals and can be extreme or not. Lets try another group... To keep it short, I'm only including a handful of mass murders or high profile assassinations committed only on US soil. If I went global like your email did, the list would be too long.
Who shot 33 students and faculty at Virginia tech?
A Christian Male between 17 and 40.
Who bombed a family planning clinic in Birmingham?
A Christian male between 17 and 40.
Who bombed the Oklahoma Federal building?
A Christian male between 17 and 40.
Who were the DC Snipers?
A pair of Christian males between 17 and 40.
Who killed Abraham Lincoln, William McKinley, and tried to Kill Theodore Roosevelt?
Christian males between 17 and 40.
Who killed JFK?
A Christian male between 17 and 40.
Who shot Martin Luther King Jr?
A Christian male between 17 and 40.
Who went on a killing spree at the Univ of TX 1966?
A Christian male between 17 and 40
Who went on a killing spree at Columbine High?
Two Christian males between 17 and 40.
Who bombed Olympic Centennial Park in 1996?
A Christian male between 17 and 40.
Who was the UNABOMBER?
A Christian male between 17 and 40.
Gee No, I really don't see a pattern here to justify profiling, do you?
So, to ensure we Americans and never offend anyone, particularly fanatics intent on killing us, airport security screeners will no longer be allowed to profile certain people. They must conduct random searches of 80-year-old women, little kids, airline pilots with proper identification, secret agents who are members of the President's security detail, 85-year old Congressmen with metal hips, and Medal of Honor winner and former Governor Joe Foss, but leave Christian Males between the ages 17 and 40 alone lest they be guilty of profiling.