Do I have to come teach you children how to use that thing called a radio...?
I can't claim to predate television, but I was raised by people who did. Back when John Madden was announcing football games, I used to tune the radio in and mute the television just to avoid the fat idiot.
You people need to learn some of the ancient alternatives. These people are going to make life difficult in more ways than this before we get them kicked out of Washington.