The "wheat free options" give no decent substitute for bread. Are you serious? I can't have a sandwich? Eat a hot dog or a burger? Eat anything from Subway? Toast?
Before that debate starts, one needs to define "marriage." Does it have to be a legal contract? Is it whoever you declare to be your wife? Is it whoever you sleep with? It can get very fuzzy at that point.
This reminds me of O'reilly and Donahue on Iraq. Where the intellectual midget O'reilly uses big words like "geo-politics" and clearly has no clue what it means.