Will 5 intelligent and attractive female Ron Paul supporters go on a date with me?

[Matt Collins]

why is IQ always brought up when it comes to females ????

Because if you're dumb you had better be very thin and good looking. And if you are bigger, then you had better be very intelligent. I have high standards and have come to learn that most females DON'T fit that envelope.

 

[Matt Collins]

Oh by the way, Scribbler de Stebbing is kind of a MILF

 

[Chernitsky]

The only one I know of is my wife and we aren't swingers....

sorry

 

[quickmike]

Ok, lets just cut to the chase here sonny!! I know that you want what I got. Everyone knows this, so lets not beat around the bush about it. Im willing to go on 5 dates with you so you can forget about all the rest of those wannabe "women" out there that dont know half the tricks ive learned as mayor of NYC. Just buy me a cup of coffee and a danish and im all yours on the first date. You can do anything your dirty little mind desires. Did I mention I was there on 911? Yeah, so I know how to handle "big things"

How long are you going to be coy with me? We both know Ive got the goods, and you want them.

Call me 1-800-INSD-JOB

Your pal,

Rudianna

 

[Matt Collins]

Your pal,

Rudianna

I just puked a little in my mouth

 

[Bloody Holly]

Because if you're dumb you had better be very thin and good looking. And if you are bigger, then you had better be very intelligent. I have high standards and have come to learn that most females DON'T fit that envelope.

Some prize you are. Give yourself a nice round of applause because nobody else is cheering for you.

 

[RonPaulStreetTeam]

My girlfriend is a Ron Paul supporter. BE JEALOUS!

Mine too! BAM

 

[Scribbler de Stebbing]

Ok, lets just cut to the chase here sonny!! I know that you want what I got. Everyone knows this, so lets not beat around the bush about it. Im willing to go on 5 dates with you so you can forget about all the rest of those wannabe "women" out there that dont know half the tricks ive learned as mayor of NYC. Just buy me a cup of coffee and a danish and im all yours on the first date. You can do anything your dirty little mind desires. Did I mention I was there on 911? Yeah, so I know how to handle "big things"

How long are you going to be coy with me? We both know Ive got the goods, and you want them.

Call me 1-800-INSD-JOB

Your pal,

Rudianna

ROFLMAO (Why don't we have a ROFLMAO emoticon?)

 

[richard1984]

My girlfriend/fiancée (we have to wait until we graduate to get married--and I don't have the money for the big ring yet) is not only an intelligent, attractive Ron Paul supporter, but her IQ is quite a bit higher than her weight, too.
I'm a lucky man. (It's a big motivation to get Ron Paul elected, too--I want to be able to raise a happy family.)

And BTW, this thread is hilarious!

 

[richard1984]

ROFLMAO (Why don't we have a ROFLMAO emoticon?)

I second that.

And yeah, I wish we had more emoticons, too--or at least an easy link to a better selection. They can help a lot with tone, since writing is a bit silent.

 

[jmunjr]

Yes course on his private jet!!!! Didnt I see him on the forbes billionare list???

Not yet, I'm working on it, but then again I'm the kind of guy who wouldn't buy a jet, I'd build one(well want to anyway)...

 

[jmunjr]

Anywhere, huh? Even outside the good ol' USA?

Well, I prefer to not go to the Middle East right now, but otherwise yeah, why the heck not?

 

[SwanMaiden]

Well, I prefer to not go to the Middle East right now, but otherwise yeah, why the heck not?

Haha! Don't worry, I did not mean the Middle East. Think more tropical, and less...apocalyptic.

 

[Ozwest]

When You Date A Ron Paul Girl. Farting Is Never An Issue.

 

[jmunjr]

As an act of good faith (and because I love Ron Paul) I donated $100 today.. Only $2200 to go!

 

[hopeforamerica]

As an act of good faith (and because I love Ron Paul) I donated $100 today.. Only $2200 to go!

Okay, now I'm tired of you! If you have the cash to spare. Please just donate it all!!!! Haven't you seen the posts on how important it is that Ron Paul has a good showing financially this quarter? If you truly support Ron, then just put the $$ towards his campaign, attend more social events to get a date. There are several cute and smart girls in my meetup group. I'm taken however

Please for the love of Ron Paul, just donate your $$!!!!!!

 

[erowe1]

In the spirit of this thread. I would also like to say that I am an attractive and intelligent man. I would be happy to offer the privilege of a date with me to any attractive woman (intelligence is optional, but lack thereof is preferred) who would donate $2300 to Ron Paul's campaign. I am married. But, since it's for a good cause I think I can talk my wife to going along.

 

[RP4ME]

In the spirit of this thread. I would also like to say that I am an attractive and intelligent man. I would be happy to offer the privilege of a date with me to any attractive woman (intelligence is optional, but lack thereof is preferred) who would donate $2300 to Ron Paul's campaign. I am married. But, since it's for a good cause I think I can talk my wife to going along.

Thank you - yes we need choices....although married??no thank you. But lest have an auction!!!!!!! Need some more gusy to bid on!

 

[DjLoTi]

I'm single and cute haha but....... I do not have a lot of money right now

 

[McDermit]

Dude, donate $1000 to go to RP's NYC fundraiser. Find an RP hottie there.