Wierd Al Yankovic Goes Full Alex Jones

[jmdrake]

How did I miss this one?

 

[Anti Globalist]

Weird Al is the king of parody.

 

[Voluntarist]

How did I miss this one?

That was eleven years ago. And even back then, when it was current, I couldn't have identified the song he was parodying. It must be this one:



Oh wait; that wasn't the one, it's this one:

 

[Danke]

 

[TheTexan]

Behind the scenes in how Lorde makes his music

 

[Voluntarist]

Behind the scenes in how Lorde makes his music

Excerpt:

There's a guy at work--Hansen. He would use the bathroom and just blow the thing up, you know? Not only that but he was in there all the time. I finally got fed up. I pretended to be a woman. I called myself Lorde.
Have you ever been in a women's bathroom, Stan? It's all clean and there's enough stalls for everyone. It was so freeing. I started singing while I was in there.

Now I understand the whole bathroom question. That's why they want to keep men out of women's bathrooms. There never seems to be any complaints about keeping women out of men's bathrooms; only men out of women's. That must be why there's always a line outside the women's bathroom at concerts and sporting events - it's so wonderful inside that they don't want to leave; they just stay in there primping, socializing and networking. They're designed like luxury spas, complete with mood lighting, scented candles, and a waiting list longer than a Michelin-starred restaurant. Women enter their bathrooms like they're going on a yoga retreat: deep breathing, affirmations, and a group selfie before returning to the concert. Meanwhile, men try to get in and out of their bathrooms on one breath. You see men outside their bathrooms after they've used them, gasping for air; they don't even finish zipping up until they're half way out the door. Custodial staff need to wear hazmat suits and get hazard pay for cleaning men's rooms.