sure:
Liberal chick: I am kinda cute and a little bit pretentious but I can laugh.
Republican hottie: I fucking drop dead gorgeous. Dont you wish you were me. Every guy wants to boink me.
Liberal chick: But I am liberal which means I put out more.
Republican hottie: I actually say some intelligent things, and agree with Ron Paul a lot, but I am just so hot that I can't help myself from coming off as a little silly.
Blagoejevich: Obama will appoint liberal to supreme court.
Republican hottie: Obama will appoint liberal to supreme court.
Liberal chick: Obama will appoint liberal to supreme court.
Ventura: Obama will appoint liberal to supreme court.
Ron Paul: Obama will appoint liberal to supreme court. But he should appoint a libertarian.
Everybody: Thats actually a good idea
Ron Paul: Libertarian, Libertarian, Libertarian. Build a coalition even with progressives. I kick ass
Blagojevich: Ron Paul is right. He might disagree with me on this though. YAY for socialism.
Republican hottie: Yeah Ron can be right a lot.
Liberal chick: Yes he can.
Republican hottie: Sarah Palin good.
Liberal chick: Sarah Palin is spawn of satan.
Ventura: Yeah she might be evil. Because she supports the wars.
Blagoevich: I was on a Donald Trump reality show.
Ron Paul: She is wrong. I don't know about evil.
Ventura: Is Obama our most extreme president ever.
Liberal chick: He is a centrist.
Republican hottie: Not yet but he could end up being.
Ron Paul: The Republicans pushed through their own socialized medicine programs. So no. The most extremist president ever was that bastard Woodrow Wilson.
Ventura: Tiger woods. Civil War.
Everyone: blah blah blah blah.
Ron Paul: Miss Republican Hottie, would you please boink my good friend Slutter McGee?
Republican hottie: Why absolutely Dr. Paul. I might even bring my liberal friend here along and we can have threesome. Of course, Slutter will mainly be paying attention my fine ass body, and bone structure.
End of Show.
Sincerely,
Slutter McGee