Which Direction Do You Shave?

Which Direction Do You Shave?

  • I shave "With the Grain".

    Votes: 10 21.7%
  • I shave "Against the Grain".

    Votes: 18 39.1%
  • I don't shave.

    Votes: 3 6.5%
  • I'm French! You Insensitive Clod!

    Votes: 1 2.2%
  • Kludge is a Douchebag! :P (Mandatory Poll Option)

    Votes: 6 13.0%
  • Other

    Votes: 8 17.4%

  • Total voters
    46
Well duh. I'm white and Republican. Apparently you didn't get the memo from Janeane Garofalopagos.

I think that memo went straight into my spam folder.

Come to think of it though, I guess that makes me a racist too! Either that or a self-hating Hispanic since I'm against amnesty for illegals! Thanks a lot Amy, now I have to change my policial views on Facebook to "Racist".
 
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I think that memo went straight into my spam folder.

Come to think of it though, I guess that makes me a racist too! Either that or a self-hating Hispanic since I'm against amnesty for illegals! Thanks a lot Amy, now I have to change my policial views on Facebook to "Racist".

I feel complete now.
 
Against the grain with shaving cream. I don't know how guys shave with the grain. It doesn't seem to do anything at all. I've been looking for a barber who does the classic straight razor shave, just because it's something I want to experience.
 
How do you get a close shave?

I settle for having less of a close shave in order to not have painful ,ugly red bumps on my face. And I have gold hair anyway so I don't get to much of a 5 o clock shadow anyway.
 
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Oh and on top of that, I only shave every other day. My face appreciates it.
 
I just hack and slash in whatever direction I could think of. Not that I shave that much. I'm kinda lazy when it comes to shaving. :D
 
I unconsciously move the electric shaver randomly over my face while I daydream. I periodically feel my face to see where any prickliness remains and start there again.

What does this say about my personality?
 
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