What would you do with $700,000,000,000 thread

[rajibo]

I would spend half on real estate like buying the moon, mars and the sun.

You can buy land on the moon for much cheaper than that:

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[Razorback Fan]

Something else I'd do...maybe better than fully funding the Free State Project. I've actually dreamed of this for years: I would found a school whose mission is to impart an understanding of the Constitution and a love of liberty to its students. Free tuition and competitive admissions, so that the smartest kids in the country can come and learn to be true patriots without regard for ability to pay.

 

[Mahkato]

Sell one $2,500 lottery ticket to every person in America.

 

[parke]

I would hire mercanaries and give them a bunch of office addresses in DC.

The same thing we should have done with OBL...

 

[robertwerden]

I would up the bounty on Bin Laden to more than 100 million.

 

[Micah Dardar]

I would have true category 5+ levees built and begin to rebuild the sewer and street infrastructure!

 

[steph3n]

I would have true category 5+ levees built and begin to rebuild the sewer and street infrastructure!

why not move above ground? common sense can prevail!

 

[jkr]

i would buy america!

be a great place to start a republic...

 

[Malakai]

I would build a Lunar Colony. I'd make Ron Paul the president, and would adopt the US constitution with one small amendment; politicians and bankers trying to start central banks or switch to fiat currency will be tarred, hung, then shot for good measure. Then everyone who believes in a libertarian society could come live there. Bring all the mj you want, we will need cash crops and stuff to do!

Joking aside it's really quite possible 700bn could build a colony on the moon, or do anything else super cool. Instead we are going to give it to bankers =(

 

[Micah Dardar]

why not move above ground? common sense can prevail!

I would rather live in Atlantis. Sorry, I've seen most of America, and it doesn't really get much better than this.

 

[CasualApathy]

1. Locate remote tropical island.
2. Buy remote tropical island.
3. Construct elaborate mansion complete with every comfort and all the newest gadgets.
4. Hire 50 highly trained investigators, and send them on an epic quest around the world to locate the 300 best looking female nymfomaniacs
5. Construct sufficient housing and recreational facilities.
6. Populate the island with the 300 nymfomaniacs.
7. Hire private security force.
8. Declare independence
9. Live happily ever after.

 

[nate895]

350 Billion to Charities, starting with the National Kidney Foundation
250 Billion in PMs (2/3 Gold, 1/3 Silver)
149 Billion to blow on crap (including home and stuff like that)
50 billion on politics, including running for office myself
1 Billion in a Swiss Bank Account

 

[JK/SEA]

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[mconder]

I'd buy people in key positions of power in the CIA, FBI, Congress, the media, industry, and finance, and the presidential administration and have them do my bidding. I would create a secret organization of other like minded and talented freedom lovers to subvert globalism and restore liberty.

Alternatively, I would buy the world's largest and most luxurious cruise ship and pay all my closest friends and family 1 million a year to play with me. I would buy sevral race tracks, airstrips, private beaches and ski slopes around the world and travel so them all on my ship.

I'm not sure which plan is more noble.

 

[mconder]

Another idea would be to buy the worlds largest media conglomerate and change all magazine, newspapers, websites, and stations to a liberty format. This give bonuses to all the reporters to find and expose evil doing in government and industry.

 

[crackyflipside]

Two chicks......... at the same time


Honestly, I would buy Montana and secede from the union.

 

[nbhadja]

Use it to hire James Bond and have him assassinate all Federal Reserve members and 95% of the US politicians (all the corrupt ones).

 

[JoshLowry]

I would buy 140,000,000,000 white wristbands from Kludge.

 

[mediahasyou]

To do

-Buy land

-Found Anarchist Community

 

[Imperial]

I would give one million dollars to one candidate of my choice in every house district.

I would run for president with about 600 million. Any extra money is funneled into extra candidates for state office, major political movements for liberty, and senate races. Maybe more house race money too. ?

1 billion down.

Then, I would buy about a ton of land in texas, and build roads all about it and make it technologically schnazzy.
Let's say 10 billion for this.

Also, I would buy lots of gold and silver.
2 billion for this.

Wise investments to give on the books and generate profit.
2 billion.

Set aside about 5 billion.

Finally, after much reform, I would build my own private security force, replete with tanks, a small fleet of ships, and a small air force.

Then, its time to hunker down in my huge texas estate, replete with bunkers and an air force...we can station the fleet somewhere nice and quiet.