What will the spin be if Ron Paul wins Iowa?

Mike Huckabee loses Iowa Caucus

AP-- January 4th, 2008

Yesterday, in what can only be described as a political anomaly, Mike Huckabee was defeated in Iowa by obscure isolationist Congressman Ron Paul despite polling high in the ever accurate media polls. Supporters of the kooky Congressman from Crazytown came out of their parent's basements in mass to vote for their cult hero. These nerds, misfits, white supremacists, and non Republicans think that this minute victory will catapult their crank candidate to the Republican nomination, but as political expert George Stephanopolous told us yesterday,"That's not going to happen." But enough about the winner, let's spend the rest of the page talking about Mitt Romney and Mike Huckabee who are still the frontrunners according to us sane people and most of America...

Haha This I can actually picture happening.
 
Haha This I can actually picture happening.

Speaking of actually happening:

"Some thoughts on those angry voters. Ask parents of any two-year-old and they can tell you about those temper tantrums: the stomping feet, the rolling eyes, the screaming. It's clear that the anger controls the child and not the other way around. It's the job of the parent to teach the child to control the anger and channel it in a positive way. Imagine a nation full of uncontrolled two-year-old rage. The voters had a temper tantrum last week....Parenting and governing don't have to be dirty words: the nation can't be run by an angry two-year-old."

-- ABC World News Tonight anchor Peter Jennings in his daily ABC Radio commentary, November 14, 1994, explaining how voters elected a GOP majority to both houses of Congress for the first time in decades.
http://www.mediaresearch.org/notablequotables/bestof/1994/best1-3.asp


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Jimmy Carter had a 2%-4% in polls and ended up winning the presidency. Stranger things have happened.
 
Big Government takes a blow today in the heartland.... Iowans actually believe that Liberty is not archaic and "Big Brother" is not looking out for their best interests...they WANT the subsidy checks cut-off and are going to "tough it out" on their own without welfare like actual REAL Americans.

The genuine article is much better than the phony imposters.
 
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