Mike Huckabee loses Iowa Caucus
AP-- January 4th, 2008
Yesterday, in what can only be described as a political anomaly, Mike Huckabee was defeated in Iowa by obscure isolationist Congressman Ron Paul despite polling high in the ever accurate media polls. Supporters of the kooky Congressman from Crazytown came out of their parent's basements in mass to vote for their cult hero. These nerds, misfits, white supremacists, and non Republicans think that this minute victory will catapult their crank candidate to the Republican nomination, but as political expert George Stephanopolous told us yesterday,"That's not going to happen." But enough about the winner, let's spend the rest of the page talking about Mitt Romney and Mike Huckabee who are still the frontrunners according to us sane people and most of America...