Stunning Desperation
10/10
Author: Robert MacKie
31 October 2016
Neil Breen is an alien being from another galaxy, who has come to Earth to spread his message.
...that's not the plot of this movie, that's just who he is. I have no idea what the plot of this movie is. Breen's character in this film is a hacker/assassin/bioterrorist who discovers a mysterious old man who gives him a magical rock that cures cancer, which he uses once on a girl we don't know and then it never comes up again. Also his wife is dead. Or a ghost. Or a skost. And there's anthrax. And lots of stock footage.
I also don't know what Neil Breen's message is. Is he here to save us? Or destroy us? I'm not sure, but he IS here, and you MUST see this movie.
My teenagers loved Captain Underpants when they were younger and are dying to see the movie, lol.
Tonight I'm watching Neil Breen's classic Double Down with my kids. It's possibly theworstbest movie ever made. I love it but Mr Animal banned it from our home. He's going out tonight so I'm going to grab a can of tuna and see if my kids will sit through it with me. They have no idea what they're in for - maybe a little, I quote it occasionally.
"Worst than 9-11, or the other major attacks like 9-11"
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1561457/
Good review from IMDB
*SPOILER ALERT* I feel like I have to write that but the plot doesn't really matter in this cinematic masterpiece.
I'm proud to say both my kids enjoyed the screening of Double Down but they were annoyed that I didn't warn them that Neil Breen shows his ball sack. I thought I should mention it here in case anyone watches it.
Thanks for the warning. How did you procure this masterpiece?
sum solid garbage. Best movie about a top-of-his-class-fighter-pilot-computer-genius-super-spy-terrorist-anti-terrorist-environmentalist with a dead fiancée I've ever seen.
i am watching india pakistan match in champions trophy